melissa

She/hers | haven’t you heard? the word on the street is I lost it, called it quits

[melissa @imprezme271]

Absolutely

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i love having a tattoo it’s like. let me get in my car and go to the store. with my tattoo

[circle k vampire @insectyuri]

never saying ‘just play anything’ when I’m in an MRI again, they had me trapped in that damn tube with High Hopes by panic at the disco. I almost squeezed the panic button for them to let me out

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Rodgers other Achilles could do the funniest thing ever

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

Where you would end up if you drilled a hole from each MLB ballpark straight to the other side of the Earth

[melissa @imprezme271]

@plainkwane How do you explain that 😭doesn’t always mean sad crying??

[melissa @imprezme271]

@nathans1fan Do you still need tickets? I have 2

[melissa @imprezme271]

@Yajiii123 Same for us!!! It will go down in history of gotchas I fear, fantastic execution

[melissa @imprezme271]

@Yajiii123 Thoughts on the second (?) Tubi commercial?? Not the bunny one but the one where they pretend to open the app on your screen

[melissa @imprezme271]

@plainkwane They never gave her a proper burial that’s SICK

[melissa @imprezme271]

This is so embarrassing to admit but I sign my emails “Best wishes” because like 10 years ago in peak TFIOS days, John Green said he signs his emails with “Best wishes” and I just committed to the bit

[ISKARA @LadyIskara]

How do you end your emails?

[melissa @imprezme271]

No because it really is this simple

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[melissa @imprezme271]

meeeEEEE AND YOU SETTING IN A HONEYMOON

[𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 @TomKiely_]

Fall Out Boy fan: ‘this song literally defined who I am as a person’

Fall Out Boy song title: ‘Scrabble isn’t the best way to pass the time when all I can think of is U and I’

[The Archbishop @DesNoTutu]

MJ adlibing the firing of a stage engineer was crazy 😭

[melissa @imprezme271]

Even my dog is sick of me and my cough 😷

[melissa @imprezme271]

Have my own built in distortion pedal (ear infection)

[melissa @imprezme271]

Took 2.5 weeks off for the holidays, got sick right at the end of it, and now gonna take more sick time to start the year

[JP @jpbrammer]

looking at houses on zillow and seeing so many sliding barn doors... Chip and Joanna Gaines one day you will answer for your sins

[melissa @imprezme271]

@trash_angel__ Let me know ur thoughts!! I liked it