Jenny Aniston

Technologically addicted and somewhat bored, squeezing the Twitter stressball whilst slightly scared of tomorrow.

[Jenny Aniston @improbably]

If only there was a way, for people and countries to know with certainty, who is their friend, and who is not…
#IfOnly

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@Azipharel @giffgaff I miss Twitter. There is always someone that will pick you up. Good luck with the line and I was going to say ‘call me’ but you know… GiffGaff! ;)

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Thank you mate. I know these companies will never move a muscle when someone’s Twitter reach is low, so giving you a retweet here.

[Azipharel @Azipharel]

Having a discussion with @giffgaff customer support in its “app” where each sentence takes 24 hours(! ) by the “customer support” team is beyond ludicrous.

[Jenny Aniston @improbably]

In my head Sting is singing:
🎵I hate to say it
🎵I hate to say it…
It’s #ImprobablyMe

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I hate to say it… I hate to say it. It’s improbably me!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I mean seriously? Tories think @trussliz is the answer?! Just wanted to double-check: What question did you hear the universe ask? Currently wondering if all Tories membership comprises of Labor supporters…

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@KemiBadenoch When you are the leader of the Conservative Party, I will vote for them again. What a massive opportunity was just lost. Keep it up lady.

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Found this tweet from 12 years ago. 1. Noting feelings for men haven’t changed a lot. 2. How topical does this lady remain?! 3. Time I changed this profile pic…

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Swine flu parties? Wow! So you are supposed to snog the guy with the runny nose and dodgy throat condition?

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Isn't it worrying that the BBC has to go to universities to find opposition for yet another display of inconsistency by this terrible government? #OneRuleForUs @BBCNews
https://t.co/RJRw1Ap5LT

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@RepKatiePorter Ohhh sweet. Please tell me you sent him crayons afterwards as a thank you for his time?!

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

Jen Psaki talks masks

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Sooo... How's everyone?!

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Sorry... I sent my last tweet from Berlin. Found the place a bit of a downer. Nothing that a few years of therapy couldn't fix though. 😊

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It's official! Anyone calling themselves a "guru" on their profile are delusional.

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Who'd have thought?! Getting drunk can also B a bad idea because of whom U might choose to NOT sleep with... Damn I missed a trick there!

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A "Customer Experience Consultant"? Isn't that PC talk for the older lady that takes your money before U go in to see the hookers?

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@nrepka free wifi on the bus??!! Where do you live girl?!!!!?

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@Gallibright and that's just the teachers over here..

[JenGee @Gallibright]

how much do YOU want to be paid to run into a burning bldg, or subdue a crackhead with a gun?? What is YOUR wage to do those things?

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I love it's Renuncio Mubarak rather than just Mubarak that is trending on twitter. Because we have characters for extra words - right?!!