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CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "techs" into: tech bellwethers!

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OK! I'm improving "outlier" for you! Now you have: lousier!

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OK! I'm improving "blackmailer" for you! Now you have: overly possessive!

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OK! I'm improving "disputes" for you! Now you have: glaring common denominator!

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OK! I'm improving "collars" for you! Now you have: saggy baggy!

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CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "Pyrex" into: deviled ham!

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I'm going to rebuild gossips into something much better: redtops!

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Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "exigency" has been reassembled into: infructuous!

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Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "waiters" has been reassembled into: lackeys!

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We can make a better zeitgeist. We can have: thinky!

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I'm going to rebuild allergen into something much better: chyawanprash!

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I'm going to rebuild falling-out into something much better: peats!

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OK! I'm improving "valuation" for you! Now you have: imputed rents!

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I'm going to rebuild pinstripe into something much better: quilted nylon!

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CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "gawkers" into: bent gusset plates!

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I'm going to rebuild Herodias into something much better: outphysicaled!

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OK! I'm improving "timeliness" for you! Now you have: managerial competence!

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CLANG CLANG CLANG! I am reforging "discovery" into: pseudogap phase!

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OK! I'm improving "druggies" for you! Now you have: sociopaths!

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Whirrr click! Whirrr click! "privileges" has been reassembled into: treadmill elliptical machine!