Sam Alexander

A trademark isn't a movement. #Champions

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“I said ‘ok boomer’ to Mr. Stark and now I’m locked out of the Avengers Tower.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“When do I get my video game? Kamala and Miles have.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“Happy Mother’s Day, mamá. Te quiero.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

It’s hard to say if there would ever be a time when things quiet down, but the hope is there.

“I mean, yeah, if you guys want to, I’ll have to check my schedule, yanno... but should be fine...” He tries to shrug nonchalantly.

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗼. @BrainsWithBrawn]

Amadeus placed a hand on Sam’s shoulder.

“Hey, how about we hang out sometime soon? Once things quiet down I’ll get the Champions together and we can have a normal day out. Have fun like we used to.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“Yeah, yeah,” he mutters. “I know you’re doing important stuff. And Spidey’s got stuff. And everybody can’t wait to team up with Ms. Marvel. It’s just—

It’s not like I’m lonely. I’m not lonely. Shut up.”

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗼. @BrainsWithBrawn]

He rubs the back of his head. “Come on Sam, it isn’t like that... it’s just this team has been dealing with a lot of complicated threats. It’s been taking up most of my time lately.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

He huffs and doesn’t give much of a reply beyond, “Glad to hear you guys are having such a blast.”

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗼. @BrainsWithBrawn]

Amadeus can’t admit that...

“Well there’s Luna, Silk, Aero, Sword Master, Shang-Chi, Wave, Crescent, and White Fox. Sounds like one hell of a roster, right?”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

"How are the teammates? Who are they again?"

There's a hidden "but we're cooler than them, right" in between his lines.

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗼. @BrainsWithBrawn]

“It’s... complicated. A /lot/ of big messes to clean up.”

Soon him and the team are going to have to go toe to toe with the King of Atlantis himself.

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“But what about the /brand/?”

He props his feet on the table and asks, “How’s your other team?”

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗼. @BrainsWithBrawn]

“Yeah I don’t think any of us are... For now we should just hop into action. We’ll come up with something good eventually.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“I’m really not feeling ‘Champions Assemble’ or... what else was suggested, ‘Champions Cooperate’?”

Shudders.

[𝗔𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗼. @BrainsWithBrawn]

“We’re in the same boat.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“I forgot our rally again. I know Cyclops got to say ‘To me, my champions.’ That’s not copywrited, right?

Copywrote? Copywritten?”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“The Champions group chat is just Ms. Marvel trying to send inspirational quotes while the rest of us share the best memes about Mr. Stark we’ve found.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

"Good thing I didn't make a New Years Resolution. Because I would have forgotten it by now.

Unless...."

[Star-Lord @LegendSpaceGuy]

@ImpulsiveRocket Team up with Ms. Marvel and Miles to win a group cosplay contest.

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“Rocket always said this guy wasn’t the brightest. I just thought Rocket was being Rocket.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

@LegendSpaceGuy “But...you just told me you wouldn’t...”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“Yeah? What’s yours?”

[Star-Lord @LegendSpaceGuy]

“Of course, so you can break them.”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

@LegendSpaceGuy “So wouldn’t it be better to just not make one in the first place?”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

@LegendSpaceGuy “But you’re gonna break that?”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

"So are we still supposed to do New Years resolutions?"

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“Merry Christmas! Champions party starting now!”

[Sam Alexander @ImpulsiveRocket]

“Why do criminals insist on committing crimes on Christmas Eve? Don’t they know that’s insta-naughty list?”