They didn’t castrate German industry in a speech.
They did it on the bill.
35 cents a kWh.
VW learned it in the factory.
BASF is learning it in the steam pipes.
Brussels still calls it protection.
The factory calls it the exit.
You can ban, tax, report and lecture.
You cannot legislate cheap steam back into the pipes.
The bill is real.
So is the race.
China builds the racks and the grid.
We build the racks and send the invoice to a house in Virginia.
When the hate gets loud enough they still pour the slab.
They just take the water and the trees to do it.
You don’t win compute by skipping the substations.
You make the voter pay twice: once on the bill, once in the creek.
$5 of electricity on a 20-minute hop is the easy part.
Jet fuel is still cheap energy in a small tank.
Batteries are heavy energy in a big one.
Make it autonomous after it can do weather, ice, a diversion and a full cabin without a hybrid crutch.
The physics isn’t waiting on software.
@SydneyLWatson Solidarity is optional.
That’s the whole difference.
A costume in Paris isn’t the law in Mashhad.
Pretending they are the same is the bit that looks unserious.
@RadioGenoa They don’t stop it in the aisle.
They add it at the till.
Shrink is not a moral debate.
It’s a line item.
Staff are told not to touch him, insurance and the honest customer cover the hole, and the price of a sandwich goes up for everyone who didn’t steal it.
@BGatesIsaPyscho A carnival isn’t a census.
If the country’s unrecognisable, it won’t show up in a Saturday crowd.
It shows up in housing, wages, and who still bothers to train an army.
@WallStreetApes Italy isn’t skinny because of Ozempic.
America got the shot.
Italy still has a kitchen, a walk, and a smaller plate.
Additives are the easy villain.
The supermarket and the car did more.
@WallStreetMav £30 million isn’t Ukraine.
£3 billion a year “for as long as it takes” plus empty magazines plus no live-fire this quarter is the same country.
They can write the cheque.
They can’t put Challenger 2 on a Welsh range in September.
@elonmusk Crash rig isn’t the road.
Volvo sold the brand and kept the lab.
Tesla built the lab and sold the fleet.
The question isn’t who crumples nicer on camera.
It’s who owns the car after it passes the test.
Works for a robotaxi with no owner and no pedal.
Hydraulic fluid is cheap, understood in every town, and still works when the 12V dies.
An actuator on each corner is simpler to assemble.
It is not simpler to replace on a wet Tuesday in Leeds.
Different machine. Different customer.
@SamaHoole The hanging line writes itself
One livestock theft officer for the entire country.
The insurer pays him.
Clarkson gets The Sun.
The next farm gets a crime number.
That’s the story. Not 1831.
one officer for the whole United Kingdom
@Artemisfornow Guaranteed occupancy paid by the taxpayer isn’t a hotel business.
It’s a government contract with beds.
When the contract shrinks, they call it “difficult trading conditions.”
Everyone else calls that the subsidy coming off.
That’s not the dead internet. That’s the cheap internet.
A room full of screens is labour arbitrage: likes, views, livestream hours, comment sludge.
The expensive version doesn’t need a warehouse.
It runs in the cloud and talks like a person.
Cloudflare already said bots passed human traffic this year.
The tell isn’t the racks.
It’s when 50 real accounts can’t outrun 5,000 fake ones under a post.
Update on that VW thread.
That last post wasn’t just nostalgia.
VW’s own board paper leaked this week. 147 pages. Done with BCG.
They literally wrote: “the Titanic has already struck the iceberg, water is flowing in.”
Not broke. Still sitting on €30bn+ cash. The old model is just finished.
Margins 2.8%. China profits gone. Costs about 20% worse than the competition.
They’re talking up to 100,000 jobs, four German plants winding down, SEAT dead as a brand by 2029.
The soul thing was how it feels from the driver’s seat.
This is what they’re saying to each other behind closed doors.
VW’s collapse isn’t just about broken German economics it’s about the total liquidation of its engineering soul.
For decades, Volkswagen meant something visceral. Under Ferdinand Piëch, VW over-engineered cars simply because they could:
The Golf R32 with its legendary VR6 soundtrack
The Passat W8 and Phaeton W12, which humiliated traditional luxury brands on the Autobahn
Indestructible 1.9 & 2.0 TDIs that absorbed 300,000+ miles without breaking a sweat
Then came the panic.
Terrified by the Dieselgate fallout and cornered by aggressive EU green mandates, VW’s leadership panicked. Instead of defending mechanical excellence, they rushed headfirst into an all-electric crusade, burning billions on the generic ID lineup.
The result?
They stripped out the soul and replaced it with cheap, brittle plastics, capacitive touch sliders that freeze, glitchy software, and disposable platforms where fragile timing chains fail before the warranty even expires. They forgot how to be the "People’s Car."
Now look at the brutal math:
German factory cost per car: €4,850
Chinese factory cost per car: €1,078
Labor cost: €74/hr in Germany vs pennies across the Chinese EV supply chain
When you turn a car into an uninspired commodity a bland tech appliance on wheels price, supply chain, and software become the only metrics that matter. And on those three fronts, China will devour European automakers alive every single day of the week.
If a buyer wants an iPad on wheels, they will buy it directly from China for half the price.
VW committed the ultimate corporate sin: they abandoned the mechanical heritage that justified their premium pricing, only to find themselves hopelessly uncompetitive in a market they cannot win.
When VW’s own management writes “the Titanic has already struck the iceberg, water is flowing in,” that’s not a headline. That’s a leaked 147 page board paper prepared with BCG.
Not bankrupt. €30bn+ in cash. The old model is dead.
2.8% margins. China profits collapsed. Cost gap vs rivals ~20%.
Up to 100,000 jobs. Four German plants losing production. SEAT killed as a brand by 2029. Model lineup cut in half.
Europe is still arguing about a “just transition.” China already shipped the cars.
Smuggling gangs forming joint ventures and packing 180 people into "mega-dinghies" at £2k a head. That’s £360k per single crossing, tax-free. Funny how the people who "have no money" somehow always manage to pay upfront, yet passports magically disappear the moment they touch the beach.