dj_microsoftsurface

401ks are for boomers

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why does having a boyfriend feel republican

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@gamersgo2heaven Hahahahah

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@hardly___workin Genius brain!!

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The AI doc keeps wrongly comparing computers to a bicycle, as if that’s not the laziest, most pedestrian analogy

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Daft puft is like so obsessed with dancing

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eating warm Thai curry can change your whole aura

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my Microsoft Teams status is
working really hard maxxing

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@onforsize Damn

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If I ask u when something was invented and you say ancient Mesopotamia u r basic

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why are lakes so creepy they should be not creepy

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@selfconch Same

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Idioms are kinda like verbal memes

[Michaela @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

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My new prediction is the government will find a way to make Raspberry Pis unaffordable. Can’t have us learning how to have fun without paying for the cloud.

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People in Hawaii be saying things like this family owned parking lot

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@selfconch hahahah <3 literally now what

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@momentofftruth omg send me a pic of ur new shoes

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@selfconch What did u order

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@KaufmanAudrey New grocery outlet