ThePettyMessDungeon

“I’m going to be a dominatrix to like five clients.” I need money for a burrito & attorney fees. This sh!t is as expensive as my glam squad. #parody

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

I have been having many inquires for #ThePettyMessDungeon

Price List:
1. Denture cleaning $2k
2. Diaper changing $5k
3. Shine your bald head $3k
4. Grind your food up $4k
5. Wax your orthopedic shoes $3k
6. Trim nose & knuckle hair $4k

#RHOBH #erikajayne #WednesdayMotivation

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@ElisabethRenau @Realitytvguru13 @joyrosenberg It’s called a congenital liar.

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@BravoWWHL Regina King & Jackée Harris—again!!! They were so funny!

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@TheBravoDerm Why aren’t you there yet? 🤣 why are you even asking?

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@GoBetUSA Who are the commanders?

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@MauraMac3 @rho_springfield @BrianW189 FYI we’re still married b!tches! The divorce isn’t final. This way I can’t legally testify against my husband in the court of law. Get your facts straight muther f*cksrs!

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@Christinadjb @HeatherDumbrow She swings both ways I think, but prefers women.

I bet David is hoping to get in on a lesbian threesome. 😂

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@EmbezzlingErika I’m give men the dreams you can’t b!tch.

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

As you saw on the last episode of #RHOBH

MY CASE WAS DISMISSED WITHOUT PREJUDICE!

See, even the mother f-ing judge knows I don’t have a prejudice bone in my body. 🎉🍾

#TeamErika #Winning #ErikaJayne #Erika #FactsMatter
#RHOBHMeanGirls

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@thirdking0208 Garcelle is a mother f-ing Queen!!! I love her so much. She really holds these women accountable and one the spot!

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@2BrightlyAgain

[Matthew Fecht @MattFecht]

I wonder if @KyleRichards would be so forgiving of Erika if she saw some person wearing one of the purses stolen from her and they claimed it was a gift and they didn’t know where it came from #RHOBH

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@TheBravoDerm Armie and I go waaay back. In fact, he likes my backside.

I’m trying to cash in and add him to my #ThePettyMessDungeon clientele list.

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@libra10584 😂🤣👏👏💀

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

I have been having many inquires for #ThePettyMessDungeon

Price List:
1. Denture cleaning $2k
2. Diaper changing $5k
3. Shine your bald head $3k
4. Grind your food up $4k
5. Wax your orthopedic shoes $3k
6. Trim nose & knuckle hair $4k

#RHOBH #erikajayne #WednesdayMotivation

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@TheBravoDerm I not only like gold, I love gold and I’ll dig in the trash if I have to get some.

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

#RHOBH

One lawsuit down 257,374 more to go!

I’m on a winning streak!

#teamerika

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@PhoebeFleming_ @chrismarshll No, go out there and get your own video. Be an actual journalist instead of sitting on your arse scouring the internet to piece a story together. #JournalismIsDead

[ThePettyMessDungeon @imreallynice22]

@kiwifiii Is Patrick Somers real or is this really Lisa Rinna behind this acct?