riley

managing malaise

[riley @imrileyaaron]

High School musical had me thinking we'd be breaking out to songs when I got to High School. But really all my friends were passing out from xanax in the middle of lunch

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Ever since someone said Chris Brown dances like Crash Bandicoot when you didn't move the controller i can’t unsee it

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

My face during a plane crash so my wife doesn’t get the ick

[FrankJavCee @FrankJavCee]

My sexual awakening was when Shrek jumped into the pond and farted...

[riley @imrileyaaron]

@TheChurchFiends @Blase_Groody 🤞🤞

[riley @imrileyaaron]

Downtempo music is just lofi beats for indie bands

[Joey Phantom @joeyphantom_]

Happy Valentines Day! Me & @path_502 have the perfect song for you & yours. ALL MINE IS OUT NOW. LINK IN BIO. 💗 💘
Art by @imrileyaaron
Produced by @robgoodknight
Mastered by @1mixgod https://t.co/DVKRTuyVvI

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Saying “Houston we have diarrhea” loudly in a public stall

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

cocomelon? more like coco Shit

[riley @imrileyaaron]

Cashing in my bonds from 1997 to afford therapy

[riley @imrileyaaron]

#NewProfilePic

[danlet @evildanevil]

There are only 7 actors in Hollywood

[Jaden @jaden]

Micheal Cera Please Help Me Finish My Album.

[riley @imrileyaaron]

It's always "digital footprint" this, and "digital footprint" that. Why don't we focus on our ecological footprint 🤔

[zac @meltycanon]

aint no way

[Hivemind @hivemindassoc]

don toliver, phoebe bridgers, travis scott, ODB and a song called "smoking on my ex pack" is crazy

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

nobody is gonna pay to be verified but I would definitely pay to have a duel feature where petty arguments get solved in a public roast where we can vote on who won and the loser gets they shit deleted permanently

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Diet coke