Rohan Jamber

Chartered Accountant

[m @uncomptefan]

You want to talk about the United way lets talk

- Most touches in the opposition box post SAF
- had to courage to go at opponents even played a Antony Maguire Bruno Dalot back 4 to not go out of a cup (and won)
- the most graduates with Garnacho, Mainoo, Collyer, Kambwala and Forson
- won us two trophies, lost 2 from idiotic players (Sancho and DDG)
- wanted Kane, Rice/FDJ, Dumfries and Suzuki when he found out Onana aint made for this and they screwed him with Hojlund, Malacia, Ugarte and Zirkzee
- incredible counter attacks
- Also a 90% win percentage in 21 games in the domestic cups

But lost his head in the 2nd and 3rd season because of shit unqualified young signings and only could get players from contracts in his phone

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

@pdevendra Fuck off

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

@viveks1996 Fuckers want him to retire. He’s still the best white ball opener around

[K.Annamalai @annamalai_k]

Let’s step up, take action, and be the change.

Join here to begin our political movement!

https://t.co/oVURDAxIE7

[Ashwin 🇮🇳 @ashwinravi99]

Retweet if you want the man who picked up 16 wickets at 21 & economy of 7 in 2022 for KKR, as a solid replacement for an experienced new ball bowler.#ipl2026

[Kamal Haasan @ikamalhaasan]

To
The President of the United States of America @POTUS

Dear Mr. President,

We, the people of India, belong to a free and sovereign nation. We no longer take orders from distant foreign shores.

Please mind your own business to the best of your abilities.

Mutual respect between sovereign nations is the only foundation of lasting global peace.

We wish your country and its people peace and prosperity.

Kamal Haasan - A Proud Indian Citizen
Founder, Makkal Needhi Maiam

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

Interested people please DM

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

E lower ticket available for #IndvsZim match day after tomorrow

#chepauk #worldcup #2026

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

141884763 - Order number

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

@TATACLiQLuxury has found a new way to cheat people. They give a coupon discount where the terms are clearly not mentioned and remove the “Return/Cancellation” policy for the product. This needs to be seriously looked at. An innocent purchaser usually buys without reading T&C

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

@jagograhakjago

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

@Dank_jetha Can’t bear him on shark tank

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

RCB looking good for their second title !!
Venky Iyer for 7 crores , what a steal !! CSK what you guys upto ?

[Rohan Das @rohaninvestor]

Stop Being Miserable in the Name of Saving Money.

People think saving ₹200 on coffee will make them rich. It won’t.

“Don’t buy coffee, save money” is lazy advice.

Real wealth doesn’t come from skipping small joys; it comes from increasing your income.

Be smart with money, not miserable. If something you can afford makes you happy - buy it.

There’s no big reward in choosing pain to save a few bucks.

Don’t suffer in the name of saving.

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

Watched Thamma !
Super fun movie, one of the better ones of recent times !!

[𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝™ @kohlizype]

Just got 24,000 followers on Instagram from this picture, let's see if it works on Twitter 😅

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

Cunhaaaaaa , i don’t know it’s been how long since I have seen a goal this good !!

[Rohan Jamber @imrohanjamber]

Why was that not a penalty ??
#unitedvsbrighton

[Suniel Shetty @SunielVShetty]

It’s funny how quickly we forget…the records, the fights, the pride, the tears, the sacrifice.

Two games and suddenly everyone’s a critic.

They heard the noise. They read the doubts. They stayed silent…
And let the bat do the talking.

Because legends like Rohit & Virat don’t have to prove a point —
They are the point.

@ImRo45 @imVkohli #RespectTheGame #LegendsNeverFade #WakeUpIndia