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my name steve | $stevebaby976

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Hope I can make it to McDonald’s before they shove the breakfast up they ass

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

My left nut just went viral

[allie @Alex3seaq]

i’m so glad they didn’t ban tiktok

[tessa 💋 ☠︎︎ @tessduhh]

steve-o in the odyssey: “oh yeah dude we were in this fuckin’ horse, standing in piss & shit and all that fucks, dude we were in there for days”

[⚰ @imsad2007]

jurassic world: the minion

[mac💚 @webbed4life]

steve o if he was evil: nah dude

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[Nue @Nuecents37]

Professor X trying to distract Dr. Doom

[🤍Vinndolyn🤍 @VinnyTheUHHH]

The “7 minutes of bonus footage to bridge the gap between endgame and Doomsday” is just gonna be some shit like this lol

[nicole ❏ @pullmanpilled]

you’re serving face? we’re in the middle of a multiversal war crisis and you’re serving face?

[idk @23lollz]

substance abuse is calling me by my full government name

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

just stomped on the geico gecko and the sound it made was crazy. like wet fireworks

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Sky/Zero 🦆 @mariIyn_monhoe]

pray for plagues - @bmthofficial (recorded on my nintendo 3DS)

[Jake @aWiseMoose]

Guitar Hero 3 is almost as old as "One" by Metallica was when GH3 released. Fucked up world out there

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[⚰ @imsad2007]

i came to goon