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they didn’t love Rome because she was great

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

A headline which encapsulates how unserious Britain has become.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: A migrant has been jailed after yet another women was raped in Bournemouth

Guess what his name is

[Orla Minihane @orlaminihane]

Condoms and Lubricants for what ? To RAPE BRITISH WOMEN???? @UKLabour you absolute bastards!! 😡💔

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Well nobody's raped me.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: The release of the transcripts around Henry Nowak's murder have revealed that Police Officers went back 6 years in his phone messages to when he was just 12 years old in an attempt to find anything they could use to describe him as a racist

Sickening

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Ancient man went to work for Skunkworks in a fitted suit and tie, used slide rule and punch card to design the fastest plane ever built. You sign onto “Teams” with your ill-fitting stained Polo and husky khakis and complete yet another “meeting” for a project 13 years behind schedule. You are GAY!!!

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

20 year old man gets a C- in maths GCSE.

[B Dunk @BDunk975]

“Twist my dick and call me a cinnamon roll” props to the husband for not laughing at that one. He’s goated

[Izzatologist @IzzatStatus]

Calling out jeets on their scams performs massive hits to their izzat. Jeets hate it when you wise up to their scam and corner them. It does not matter that the drink costs the restaurant less than $0.50, by calling his scam you are threatening him with izzat bankruptcy.

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

Don’t want ice in your drink from McDonald’s?

Indian manager fills the cup up only half way.

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

This is our guide for illegal migrants attempting to enter the UK.

[Je Suis Charlie Kirk @semperfidem2004]

Beryl Smurfe 🤣🤣🤣

[Charles Archer @that_stocks_guy]

When you fly into Singapore, they tell you on the plane that anyone carrying drugs into the country will be executed.

[Orla Minihane @orlaminihane]

“I need it. I come to UK. I’m only interested to F*CK”
Filthy disgusting animals. @pinkladies_uk

[Harriet Sergeant @HarrietSergeant]

They were on their first date - him playing guitar, her watching the stars. Magical, until two Afghan asylum seekers found them. A knife to his throat, and they took turns raping her. Just one horror story in this week’s litany. It breaks my heart.

[Laila Cunningham @policylaila]

Must've not read Burnham's new rape leaflet.

[Pat Smith @patsmithcomedy]

Congrats buddy

[Pint Drinker @Pintdrinker]

But lindalovespakis73 on twitter said refugees can’t claim benefits

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

Mom: are you going poopie in your diaper?
Toddle: NO!
Also the toddler:

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Stop importing grown Indian men to do the summer/weekend jobs British teenagers should be doing.

Not complicated.