Tdog

i’m not a fuckin drilla mate

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Montgomery Toms FUCKING nailed it... guy was left sucking his thumb like it was a tit and scrambling to try and deal with Monty’s quick fire responses.

Just brilliant and highlights how daft these lefties really are. 😅🤣👏

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

I can’t believe what I’ve just watched.

Socialist teachers who are striking, right in exam mock periods, are being counter protested by very grown up and sensible teenagers DEMANDING that they be taught back in school.

These “teachers” should be ashamed of themselves. Draped in Gaza flags, and flying far-left “Stand Up to Racism” and Unite Union banners outside a school.

Keep your politics out of our schools and DO YOUR JOB.

[Nina Kai @theninakai]

Yeah, fuck those cockneys that got ethnically cleansed from their London home and literally can’t move any further East without becoming amphibious

[joe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joeg03_]

Kanye West when he gets refused entry to the UK but realises he can just get in by a rubber dinghy anyway

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

tax in the uk is basically a monthly subscription you can’t cancel to a product that never works. like paying for netflix except the movies don’t play and 5 strangers are streaming on your account for free. try to leave and they send you a threatening letter. world class service

[Tdog @tdog592]

@RestoreBritain_ @orlaminihane Look at the plastered on smile, the uniparty lives on

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Any chance you could fix the road
I'm already taxed to maintain, so I'm not
destroying the car I'm taxed to register
every year—after buying it with taxed
income—so I can drive it to my taxed
home and park it on my taxed
driveway?? Thanks.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in Birmingham, UK

“This is a kids park - keep paying your clean air tax”

If you want to know what the future of the UK looks like, they look no further than Birmingham as England continues along its trajectory to becoming a Third World country.

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

some of you guys have to come to terms with the fact that the odyssey isn't real. you cannot go to greece and see a cyclops.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“Try out our co-pilot, ai-assistant, ai-companion, virtual-assistant, digital-co-worker, smart-assistant, ai-partner, productivity-assistant, ai-helper or virtual-copilo....”

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Me at 2am at the house party

[Pints Of Beauty @PintsBeauty]

Look at this for a stunner! 🍻

£3.14 (¥6.70) - Cold, Crisp Asahi at Tontake Shinjuku, Tokyo 🇯🇵

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

One message has been reinforced today, in THE most spectacular fashion. Westminster is a vile snake-pit, infested with those who put their own personal interest above that of the country. There are an exceedingly small handful of patriots, but that number is vastly outnumbered by those who have their priorities in the following order.

Self.
Party.
Country.

Party politics has failed. It has failed all of us. It’s failed Great Yarmouth, it’s failed England, it’s failed Britain. It is a circus. A pantomime. A show. With no care for what’s really being inflicted on decent taxpaying men and women. They all treat it like a sport. It’s not. It is our country. Our home. Our people.

The solution? A Reform dictatorship that is packing its ranks with the very same people who decimated the country over 14 dire years? I think not.

Nadine Dorries? Jake Berry? Lee Anderson? Nadhim Zahawi? Really? Are these the people to turn this country around? A Labour defector is on the way too. I mean, really?

Even Jenrick, who has to take full responsibility for what happened on his watch as immigration minister. Entire communities transformed into what now resembles the third world. Vast streets of foreigners unable to speak English. Towns, changed beyond recognition. This is what they did to our Britain. All of them. Today, he betrayed his colleagues. That’s his choice.

I am of the view that nobody who has had any role in past Governments should be allowed by the British people to serve again.

The damage is just too immense, too grave, possibly even too irreversible.

All these washed-up former MPs who are weaponising the rightful anger of the British people to slink back into Parliament. It’s sickening to watch.

Please remember this.

THEY DID THIS TO THE COUNTRY.

These are the people who destroyed Britain. They will not fix it. Reform will not fix it.

Farage was supposed to destroy the establishment, not join them. That is why I backed him for so long. I was wrong to do so.

Sadly, joining that establishment is all he cares about. He wants to be accepted by the people who spurned him for so very long. That is what drives him. Take revenge on a Conservative Party that refused to accept him, and then force them to bend the knee and kiss his ring.

Party politics is dead.

We need an entirely different way of doing things - hundreds of men and women from outside politics, put forward for election. All of whom must have had NOTHING to do with how our country has been so abhorrently failed.

I am going to think long and hard over the weekend about my next step.

Britain doesn’t need mere reform from the same arsonists who burnt it to the ground.

A real alternative MUST be provided. I will do that.

[Yeerk.P 🦆 @PYeerk]

No one cares, wear headphones or turn off your fucking phone

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

🤣

[Dan @leathergregory]

It's a cracking day for going out and just Getting In The Way™ you know. Go to the supermarket, stand in front of the milk for ages, reach for the same bag of parsnips at the same time as someone else, leave your trolley sideways across the aisle.