Scott Dillon

I'm a very serious person doing very serious things

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12 Nov 2024

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Can’t wait for everyone to go on strike in 6 months

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We live in hell

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Another big night for dumb assholes

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I would give up both Costco Guys and the Rizzler if it meant the Yankees would win the series

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Tim Walz has secured the Cap’n Jazz vote

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There is absolutely crying in baseball for the record

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Giancarlo Stanton

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Weeping to 2003 Derek Jeter highlights

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We are so back

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The fix is in

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I spoke too soon

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The Costco Guys are just Donkey Kong

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NY Baseball

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@RealGDT Thank you, Guillermo. Very Cool.

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We had a good run

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4.5 years later and I have finally been infected with the novel coronavirus

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I’ll know someone up there is listening when I see Weird Al’s music video for “Big Turkey Club” a la Pink Pony Club