Chanelle

🥝🇳🇿🙋🏻‍♀️ |📍Melbourne, VIC

[Chanelle @imshanz]

I just realised that I don’t like people who don’t use the relevant app to place their takeaway orders when going through the drive thru. Like how is it 2025 and you’re still reading out your order to the speaker box and holding everyone up #bigback

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Do not watch Wayward. Biggest waste of my time.

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Took my teen to watch I know what you did last summer & tell me why even horror movies now have to be comical & unserious.
The way these people were just casually chilling & joking around in bed after JUST BEING ATTACKED BY A FISHERMAN & HIS HOOK.

[Chanelle @imshanz]

My youngest has got second child syndrome for real. He literally causes destruction and mayhem from the moment he wakes up til the moment he goes to sleep at night

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Why have I never watched the Avatar movies before.

[Chanelle @imshanz]

That #SquidGameSeason3 ending 😭😭

[Chanelle @imshanz]

There’s nothing worse than being sick, like sick hit by a train sick, can’t move sick & your kids are sick too coz you won’t even see any rest

[Chanelle @imshanz]

The universe really said I’m gonna punish you for going away for 4 days without your kids. Because no shit, the day we got back my oldest son gets hit with the flu. My youngest gets sick AGAIN a couple days later & then we fucking go down on the weekend 🤒😷

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Damn kids sport really got me setting an alarm for 6.30 on a Saturday 🫠

[Chanelle @imshanz]

About to book in with the dentist & get a quote on how much it’s gonna cost to fix my teeth coz fuck the neglect from my adult years is fast catching up on me.
Look after your teeth kids

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Just watched Speak No Evil on Netflix & when did James McAvoy become Gerard Butlers look alike

[Chanelle @imshanz]

@m0therbitch Oh really, damn there’s no deals over here 😢 or was that at the beginning of the year?

[Chanelle @imshanz]

So do all kids have MacBooks or what because I need to replace my daughters school laptop & she is beeeeegging for a MacBook

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Alright I kinda wanna see Lady Gaga now when she comes at the end of the year

[Chanelle @imshanz]

I can’t take Ellen Pompeo seriously in Good American Family… she’ll always be Meredith Grey

[Chanelle @imshanz]

I dunno why my account got hacked, ain’t nothing interesting to hack

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Finally got my account back

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Last month of Mat leave before I’m back at work. I’m sad & happy at the same time

[Chanelle @imshanz]

Streaming websites pls 🙏🏼