callmeshay.

yeah

[໊ @BardisMedia]

Cardi B wearing Roberto Cavalli throughout the years.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Doctors be so hyped that your child has a father. “THIS MUST BE DAAAD?!” 😁🤣🤣

[daytona @tonat0na]

Rearranging my room and i dont wanna do it anymore but my tv already on my bed

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

2000s scooby-doo will always be TOP TEIR !!!

[J. Colehouse Walker Jr. @drewshade]

They all look like versions of a Spanish Kelly Price

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

her son is literally dying on the ground and she still took the time to push margaery WHO WASN'T EVEN IN HER WAY. they don't make professional haters like cersei anymore 😭

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

double d up hoes, dolly parton! 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Kar @karlogan_]

Did Miss Frizzle even get permission from the parents before she’d take the kids on trips through human anuses?

[tre @mssoowhat]

shit, not really

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐚 @ceyonce222]

Young hot ebony punches a nigga in the jaw

[coconut @coconutgrlll]

no #listentodistrackbitch

[Maiya The Don @maiyathedon]

no cause like why the fuck would they get all the way to Barcelona and not wanna rehearse ?????????????

[Nas 🇨🇲🇰🇪 @hyeinergy]

when he calls me mid sext and finds me frying plantains

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

demi lovato’s voice is like a banana in a smoothie

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[brooke @brookeab]

if you live in the marvel universe at what point do you move out of New York

[deadmanwalkaniggadown @wh0tfiswh0]

i like a nigga who'll eat the gum out my mouth