Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓

✨✨✨✨. Compost The Rich. ✨✨✨✨. she/her 💞 Feminist 💞 “TurboVirgin” (whatever that means)🦋👾🌸

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

@LukeCutforth

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

It has become very clear to me that teenage me missed out on a lot by not noticing Bucky Barnes’ character earlier 🥴🙃😂😂

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

I have been a fan of @emmablackery since 2013. Last night I saw her live for the first time!! And I was right at the front!! It was amazing. Emma, you are amazing!! Thank you <3

(I have more videos but I’m like a whaling banshee in most 😭🤣)

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

When people ask: what’s you favourite film. I always rattle off the first film I can think of that has my attention rn. Assuming I don’t have a real favourite. However, as a comfort I always come back to Love Rosie. I don’t considerate a fave but I always come back.

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

I’m at the age where I will watch coming of age film to feel connected to my youth, but I’m in the weird stage where I actually understand the parental POV

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

Feeling a little burned out after work today. Listening to music, trying to unwind. I started crying a little, that’s normal. I cry with pretty much all emotions.
Don’t feel like dancing by the scissor sisters came on - turns out that’s a really hard song to sad cry to 😌😂

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I can't stand when people ask, "Are you a dog or a cat person?" Listen Susan, I'll pet a crocodile if I know the little menace won't bite me.

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

My boyfriend got me @emmablackery tickets for our anniversary 🤩🥰
I’m seeing Emma Live on September 5th! 🤩

After 13 years I’m seeing the queen live!! 🤩🥰

[wrestlescripts📝 @wrestlescripts]

AJ Lee on her suicide attempt.

“I didn't go through with the attempt however I did book a hotel room to die in because I didn't want my husband to find me.”

“I called the suicide prevention hotline… The man on the other end on of the phone, this man was so patient and so kind. It was the first time in a long time someone had shown me kindness... it was this tiny small act of kindness that literally saved my life.”

(2021)

[Ayan @idharbhiaagaya]

if someone handed me my phone during a really tough exam, at this point i would probably open twitter before i search online for answers

[Who me? No, I’m just an Egg🎓 @ImSmallk]

Tip: the public bathroom is a great place to work through emotions.

This sounds sarcastic but I’m serious. It’s either private and effective, or there are drunk women in there who hype you up to the point you feel like a goddess.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“This reads like AI-”

No, sir, AI was trained on how I write. I grew up in the trenches of Tumblr, AO3, Wattpad, and fanfictionnet You can’t pry my rule of three from my cold, human hands.

[aelia EMP⚡️ @myqubing]

new fanfic trope just dropped

[jordan ✨ NYCC | spnchi @221bumblebee]

exclusive footage of cas rescuing dean from hell

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I do not know how to explain this, but as a cat parent, you quickly learn that “absence of cat (chill)” and “absence of cat (suspicious)” are two very different kinds of silence.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

“listen to your body”

my body: quit your job. disappear from society. befriend the crows. abandon everything and become one with the trees

[` @ymmmayer]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.