Carlin Cougar

Smooth move, Ferguson

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And then I woke up with a literal burrito in my bed..... what a night

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Just to confirm, I will be giving up Twitter, in addition to potentially other stuff, for Lent. So.... plz don’t forget abt me while I’m gone, dear followers 🙏🏼

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

debating giving twitter up for Lent.... dear lord, please bless me with the strength to accomplish this

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

@fatimamirite @keller_mad @cfdini16 I feel like this is something we would do

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@rudy_mustang @keller_mad @cfdini16

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

Doesn’t “Jason” seem like a weird name for a baby?

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

OMFG I JUST REALIZED KELLIE’s TIWTTER HANDLE IS STILL “R Kellie” AND I AM SCREAMING OMFGGGGG 😂😂😂😂

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

@petitetweeter_ @R_Kellie519

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@longhairwiteboy @can4drian @cfdini16

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Rami Malek is straight SMARMY in that fucking “I’m a fan of...” video, I CANNOT WATCH IT, BUT ALSO CANT STOP WATCHING JT

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

@keller_mad @ooctwilight @thesladeparade @cfdini16 Me thinks Kellie might run the whole account, look at dat name 👀

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

@jubtrumpo @keller_mad

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Holy SHIT the new Jonas Brothers slaps THANK U, GOD

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

For the love of god, SOMEONE look at the tabs open on my phone and appreciate me for ME

[E! News @enews]

🚨 THIS IS AN S.O.S. 🚨 The reunion rumors are true and the Jonas Brothers are releasing a new single at midnight.

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

"Stole My Heart" by One Direction

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@naturallight @cfdini16 @keller_mad

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The Hound: “There’s no divine justice, you dumb CUNT”
Another CLASSIC line 😂

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

Oop well, forgot abt that Ed Sxxxxxn cameo in episode 1 season 7 of GoT that fully and completely takes you RIGHT outta the scene LMAO. Fucking D&D those idiot bustards

[Carlin Cougar @imsoFRANCIE]

@chrissyteigen @cfdini16 fuck AGAIN?!

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@enews @cfdini16 @keller_mad with WHOMS $?!😫