🚨 BREAKING: NEW GUN BANS COMING 🚨
Public Safety Canada will make an announcement tomorrow (March 7th, 2025) at 1:00pm EDT. A technical briefing will follow. More details coming. #cdnpoli
🚨🚨WILD CONSPIRACY🚨🚨
#NFL FANS ARE SAYING THE REFS HAD A FLAG READY IF THE #BILLS COMPLETED THE DALTON KINCAID 4TH DOWN PLAY.
Jim Nantz and Tony Romo said there was a flag down on the field; once they saw it was incomplete, it somehow disappeared.
I've accepted the resignation of Speaker Anthony Rota, in an attempt to throw him under the bus.
I'll do whatever it takes to avoid blame for inviting a nazi into parliament, even though I'm ultimately responsible.
If this doesn't stick, I'll coerce other MP's to resign too.
Anthony Rota falls on his butter knife as he takes full responsibility for bringing a Nazi to Parliament but offers No Resignation.
Trudeau takes Zero Responsibility as usual despite his office being responsible for vetting any guests in the House.
My office has completed the investigation into who is responsible for allowing a nazi into the House of Commons.
That person is Prime Minister Modi of #India.
Effective immediately, we are suspending all exports of maple syrup to India and I will never eat naan bread again.
A state of emergency has been declared in the city and thousands more in West Kelowna have been ordered to leave their homes in the face of a fast-burning wildfire.
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