Harmony

Harmony. (31) Transgender-Female. She/Her. Musician: @thepossessiveca . Insta: endlessharms . Least bothered celebutante. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

[Harmony @imsoharmony]

Released an EP 2 weeks ago. Let me know what you think! ❤️ https://t.co/5F0hFqFMRV

[Compete TFT @CompeteTFT]

Embrace the final evolution with our fierce narrators for the Into the Arcane Tactician's Crown!

[Patrick Leonard 🫡 @padspoker]

Your whole life boils down to:

1) Who you marry

2) How well you run with KK

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@PokerStarsON I always tell them not to get excited about 2 card, just because they’re the same suit.

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@J_Hartigan Nooooooo

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@PokerStarsON No-limit hold ‘em, it’s what I learned as a kid, and during the pandemic, it kinda hit me as a possibility i never really considered. In an ideal world, Stud games would be as alive as NLHE, and I could focus mainly on those. 5 card draw as well.

[Harmony @imsoharmony]

I drop every cold brew I pick up, because of… well, love and shit!

#comedy #funny #wisdom #love #coldbrew

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Love is a jumpball, not a Michael-Jordan-from-Space-Jam half-court arm.

#comedy #funny #wisdom #love

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@FarazJaka I needed to hear this. Thanks.

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@TFT I really wanted a scene like this in the first season. Glad it exists nonetheless. This is cool.

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If you wanna know why I am the way I am, it’s because I brush my teeth and then eat a freezie, every. Single. NOON!

#comedy #funny #wisdom #toothbrush

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@Dishsoaptft In set 1 I was top 0.02% of games played, and set 2 made me quit lol.

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Going with the flow only comes up when you have to do something hard. Like, tell me again how I’m supposed to not have a temper tantrum when they give me Jalapeños, instead of Banana Peppers. Christ!

#comedy #funny #Wisdom #spicy

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Nobody knows anyone named Paul, but we’re all related to one?

#comedy #funny #wisdom #how

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@itsandreabotez @julesgambit I mean, what else needs to be said?

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Tap water, is crap water, and if you don’t believe me… you’re next.

#funny #comedy #tapwater #wisdom #TuesdayFeeling #NobelPrize

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There’s not enough people stepping in puddles during boot-cut jean commercials. And I’m sick of it!

#funny #comedy #jeans #Marketing #Wisdom

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Wanna spice up the relationship? Try switching sides of the bed. Maybe even try an overlapping diagonal sleeping position. Works like a farm… Thats how sheep have sex.

#comedy #funny #wisdom #farm

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@seattlestorm Good luck!!

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@ArlieShaban @PokerStars @PokerStarsON Arlie, you have to wait for better spots man! 😆