Lord Con

Your friendly neighbourhood sussy chungus

[Lord Con @ImSooLowkey]

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@Marksman I respect the self-awareness brother

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@K8_MayoTheFirst 250,000 minors where rapes in the UK. I think people complaining (sharing their opinion) about your sexuality should be the least of your worries living here

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I've made my own design for a fake @SyndicateOG T-Shirt, since I can't afford to get a real one this month 😭 @Syndicate

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For those wondering, this is an accurate depiction of @Syndicate trying to show Joe his phone screen in today's Vlog

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PSA @bambinobecky Is the most attractive woman on YouTube. That's it. That's all. Enjoy your day everybody.

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Who remembers when @Syndicate would go to @SyndicateOG and randomly throw extra goodies into people's orders? It could be cash, extra merch, a damn lampshade... who knows, it was epic #legend

Image created using AI

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@SqSehrish Shush you twinkling twat

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Should I cop? Might bring out my inner alpha male @ItalianBach

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@emkenobi This coming from a woman who's caked in makeup trying so desperately to make money from male attention is definitely the funniest thing I've seen this week. A walking catfish talking about a man's appearance... the irony

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Who likes my lock screen and home screen wallpapers? @RomanAtwood @Syndicate

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@jessica_lovee95 "Pretending" is so funny. We see what you're trying to do but unfortunately the only people who are gonna laugh and agree with you when you use that word is other deluded women.

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@anxietymsgs Living my best life

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@rumiiihere I'd argue its the other way around. Personally if I've been cheated on its ended there and then however most other men i know that have been cheated on end up staying, I think due to desperation. But maybe this is just my experience and what I've seen. Not general consensus

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@wormymcwormersn I ain't gonna say I've never looked but I did one time get accused of looking at them when I was actually looking at her necklace. Just because a man looks down doesn't necessarily mean he's looking at your tits every time 🤷‍♂️

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@MarioNawfal It's one think having such low self respect to be an OF "model" but this... treating a desperate fan who you basically have to thank for your "success" in this way... yeah OF or any other platform like it just need to be banned. Let's bring back decency

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@VITO_G_Wagon @Josiah222_K9s Yeah but on the other hand it could also be ruining someone's life

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@chewingpencaps @grok @creepydotorg Black Dad. White Mother.

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@yvessirae I don't think anybody blames your clothing. The individual is always to blame regardless of the situation/clothing etc. However I'll always argue this.. we all know these disgusting individuals exist in the world, so why wear revealing clothes that entice that type of person?

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Or maybe something like this? Full disclaimer here, these are made with AI. Just a bit of fun but think it can definitely be used for inspiration.
@Syndicate

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Inspiration for the logo for The 100 Pumpkin Patch this year? @Syndicate