Ashton Saari

Never half ass two things when you can whole ass one thing

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

Happy 4 year Anniversary to this weirdo! It feels like we've been together forever in the absolute best way possible. I'm so excited that in just under 2 months your gonna be stuck with… https://t.co/X0I4jCht4g

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

I couldn't get away even if I wanted to

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

I couldn't get away even if I wanted to

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

Or the fastest way to give me middle school flashbacks

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

@leighannsays This is what your bridesmaids should wear, since your love of crazy sleeves #sleevesforday

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

About time

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Three months ago, you walked out of an event in disgust because of a non-violent protest by black athletes.
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[Sam Kalidi @samkalidi]

Stormtroopers walking down the stairs followed by Darth Vader.

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Before 2017 ends I would like to say...
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That’s hot

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

Cheers to 21 #honkytonkcentral @ Nashville, Tennessee https://t.co/adCtdwkjFz

[Ashton Saari @imsosaari]

The best part of Christmas #shesnotoursiswear https://t.co/Zve0EEfZKP