Yancy Becket

Ex-pilot, older brother, all-around American Dreamboat B)

[Yancy Becket @imsoyancy]

[RIPS SHIRT OFF] HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALEIGH

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I just read 'nutting in the name of God' in a tweet my life has been changed

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Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me

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Who left this plate of oatmeal on my porch

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I just... just gotta drown that. That self loathing in youtube tutorials of home improvement

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I can't believe I haven't been arrested yet life is incredible

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Y'all know I gotta get in a fair amount of Shit Tweets before I disappear for 3 or so days

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Why??? Are there so many things happening at the same time??? Stop that???

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Tru https://t.co/vJ51I81DMp

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It's another one of those sad drunk nights gdi

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I've consumed my weight in protein bars I am gonna be Ripped

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@actual_Weis [gentle nose boop] You

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@actual_Weis You wanna know what else makes me happy?

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My only emotion is Folgers™

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@actual_Weis It's not mediocre it's a gift to mankind

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@actual_Weis [wipes tear] I couldn't be prouder.

[Pon Pon Wei Wei Wei @actual_Weis]

@imsoyancy Folgers is a proud sponsor of the Olympics. Are you excited?

[Yancy Becket @imsoyancy]

I'VE BEEN VIBRATING FOR 5 HOURS https://t.co/wid3LUhAge

[Pon Pon Wei Wei Wei @actual_Weis]

@imsoyancy Folgers is a proud sponsor of the Olympics. Are you excited?

[Yancy Becket @imsoyancy]

I love cheese so fuckin much