Stephanie Marie

a weirdly accurate blend of linda belcher + hermione granger

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I’m 80% Amy Santiago 20% Captain Holt

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@laureneclements Thanks I hate it here 😂🙃

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I haven’t tweeted in over 2 years BUT HERE I AM TODAY AS I PACE MY APARTMENT IN ANXIETY AND HOPE TWITTER REFRESHES FASTER THAN THE NEWS

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@malloryomeara perfectly at home in this family (I hope you’ll excuse me for bringing your book into THE BATHROOM)

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@heatherbutton_ I actually feel this 100% and I am so excited for your next endeavor and hope it goes well!

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My work bestie is back tomorrow and I haven’t seen her in a week and I am ESCITED

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Some days I get to gently clean marker off an 8 year old’s forehead
Some days I have to be a buffer in a 2nd grade classroom because the teacher feels unsafe

Some days I get the pleasure of both 🙃

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My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can’t carry 23 items in my arms through the store

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@thewayoftheid @ItsEvolkYo this seems like your kinda thang

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@lauraxrenea Sunrise riptide

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So this one track on MANIA doesn’t sound like fall out boy so I told Daryn it was a track by Zedd feat. DJ Khaled with a sample of Zendaya and honestly I could be 100% correct and he wouldn’t know

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@GypsyBookNerd But the writing is very much Freshman creative writing workshop 😂🙄

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@GypsyBookNerd Poor Unfortunate Soul- it's the 3rd book in the Villains retold series, which is overall meh. The writing is....not good. I stuck through the whole series because I asked for it for Christmas and it's a beautiful box set, plus I was intrigued by the villain backstories

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Well. I just read a book that wasn’t very good. But at least I only spent a few hours of my life on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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When the writing is BAD but your curiosity in the story makes you keep reading...

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Just added 6 more books to my library holds list

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@spookperson @chhristinaa your brand, no?

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I got pickles and jalapeños on top of my fries and BOY was it a dangerous but also smart choice for my sinuses 🔥🌶🥒

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@GypsyBookNerd Oh good to know! I quit around the same time so maybe I'll pick back up

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@ImSarahRice @susie_meister ....I may or may not have done this with a spoon #NOSHAME

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@GypsyBookNerd I abandoned this show but I am here for this