Ian Stoddart

If you can't say anything nice say something funny. If you can't say something funny say nothing at all.

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

But Slot was still manager of Liverpool when Iraola told Bournemouth he was leaving, right? 🤔

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How do these rioters keep getting time off work 🤷‍♂️ #What

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@ViktheViking1 I’m with you mate ❤️

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Just seen the news about what went on in Paris last night. FFS what would they have done if they’d lost #Muppets

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I think the funniest thing is Spurs fans trying to give us grief…Try looking inwardly chaps. I think you may have a few more issues than us 👀

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Bugger, so good for so long. To only beat us on penalties I think that takes so much more away from the detractors. I’m still going, Premier League Champions #UpTheArse

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@miknik Hope you have a great time pal 🤞

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When you thought he couldn’t get any more narcissistic ladies & gentlemen I give you the $250 bill 😂 #FFS

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I’m obviously living in a parallel universe now I’m 60. It’s fair to say in mine the devil would be ice skating to work the day Gordon played for Barcelona #Wild

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I keep seeing Jordan Henderson’s name in the World Cup Squad and actually wonder if I could do a better job managing England and I know f^*k all, obviously 👀 #What

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So now we have to close the conservatory doors so we can’t here the rain bouncing off the roof 👀 A bit of balance would be great #StillFuckingBoiling

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I’m not sure I’ve seen Oisin Murphy less animated on a horse ever #Leicester There’s not being tough on a beaten horse and there’s not trying at all. As I’ve said many time, I know bugger all 🤷‍♂️

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So, so pleased for @Sharpy660 buzzing pal #YOUPIES And his exact words to me on Friday were “I think we will do them 3” Mystic Meg vibes 😂

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@Sharpy660 You did tell me 😜

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Not sure Mr Greatrix has ridden a worse race in a while 🤷‍♂️ #Windsor

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Ned Fox needs to have some coaching on positioning, because that was painful to watch #Cartmel

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Rubio says ‘solid Iran deal may come on Monday.’
That would be nice, but he didn’t say which Monday now did he 🤔

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The Spurs celebrations are a bit embarrassing aren’t they? You stayed in the league 👀 #UnbelievableJeff

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@miknik 🙏

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Could it really be the perfect end to the Premier League season 🤔 Just imagine if the gap was actually a whole league 😂 Have a cracking Sunday