Vlad Muresan

Hey my name is Vlad and I program computers for blowy uppy stuff. I love my wife 🤗 I now also own a drone surveying business!!!

[Vlad Muresan @ImStrobey]

Wedding pics finally dropped let’s go gamers

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guy who does nothing but scroll social media all day: idk man it just feels like it's all over and there's no hope

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@Mileage_impo Any non-M BMW

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Hell yeah

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@Motor1com @IAmSuburban

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What a great way to wind down the day

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@ani012345678 Looks great

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The homies

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Vlad Muresan @ImStrobey]

Unbelievable spec. I was just staring at this thing mouth wide open for like 15 minutes

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

Porsche and Pixar unveiled three special 911s to coincide with the release of Toy Story 5.

Each car is meant to be based on a main character from the film. There's a Buzz Lightyear, a Jessie, and—of course—a Woody.

https://t.co/rOHkTcxyIS

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A couple in current contention

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Anyone have any cool license plate frames they are eyeing? I’m looking for one that’s “notched” (meaning room for registration stickers at the bottom)

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@kzed_00 Would drive the shit out of this

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@NARRATIVA03 I wish. Denver

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Swagged out at Jersey Mikes

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@FlawlessSpec Best Veyron

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@DavidRoseHRL Tri Spoke Weekend

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@ani012345678 Brabus wheeeeeels

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@mousebites5ml Oh yeah I #LetMikeHaveHisWay with me