🚨 BREAKING:
Obama: "Or diapers. I remember buying diapers. Do you think Donald Trump has ever changed a diaper?"
Supporter: "His own!"
Obama: "I almost said that, but decided not to."
Triage Nurse: Are you pregnant?
Me: No
Triage Nurse: Is there any chance you MIGHT BE pregnant?
Me: I'm gay.
Triage Nurse: *pointedly stares at the smol, who looks identical to me*
Me: I've made mistakes, one of them was her father.