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[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@apricotjamcam Not well I still see you :)

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@franzkatka Yeah my brr brrs translates to yee haw partna :)

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@swagmastarpaul I’m telling mom :)

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

There is an Oven Texas too :)

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Posted a new update for anyone who is interested. Feeling so blessed despite it all. Thank you. Love you.

https://t.co/CowXkKLTWD

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@copiedcopies I think we should all be free except for microwave Paul that guy is super evil :/

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Man in the Box by Alice In Chains plays in the background

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Hi pals, I’m really ashamed to be sharing this but I am currently in a hospital awaiting surgery with a fractured jaw in 4 places due to fainting with no answer as to why. Please consider reading sharing or donating as I’m facing 8 weeks recovery.

https://t.co/N0sFazVlVs

[lentil & bowser 🩶 walter & bonkers 🌈 @WalterBestBoy]

it's Walter Wednesday!! i know Walter would want you to have a phenomenal day today ❤️

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Seeing a neurologist tomorrow to hopefully finally get an answer as to the cause of my fainting spells and my accident. Not having a clue has made this all the more difficult to navigate. Please send good vibes or prayers or whatever you may believe in 🤍

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

Providing security :) keeping an eye on everything :)

[Bambi @handmadebybambi]

I'm starting to get some sushi put together 🍣 the first orders will be going out this week!!

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

Texas Ranger :)

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@sadiepantscat I’d do it again :)

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

Guy who got caught licking the cheesecake crumbs off the plate :)

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@mirabetterment Your mom :)

[Texas Ranger @imtexasranger]

@Namegt4char Yeah :)

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Who up playing with their pickle

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Last chance to grab an Oven Paul Pride sticker! Only a few are left! Remember a portion of these proceeds are going to OUTright Youth, supporting LGBTQ+ youth in Western NC! 💫

https://t.co/8HJt45bJhn