The Mean Gay

As a gay man I understand what’s important: clothes, compliments and cocks.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

I'm still speechless.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

.@TaylorSwift13 becomes the first woman in HISTORY to win Album of the Year at the #Grammys three times.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Huneeh, I'm remembered, never forgotten.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Opens Twitter, reads this tweet, closes Twitter.

Goodnight.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Olivia Rodrigo tells @RadioDotCom that comedian Pete Davidson is her celebrity crush.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Tonight's my last night at the place I got 6 months ago.

I really thought this was the one but life had other plans for this bitch... 😉

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Welcome to my Rainbow 🌈

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

After 3 months working 24/7 I'm finally launching my Mental Health platform tomorrow and you know how I feel right now?

Fucking happy.

I'm a fucking happy bitch.

BITCH, I DID THAT.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

How am I supposed to sleep when I'm this horny?

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

@oetterbox It felt like a miracle.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Took a little social media break and it was wonderful.

I also got to choke on a dick and it was awesome.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

I'm in my room dancing to Britney and eating Cheetos.

That's how interested I was in the Halftime Show this year.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

I waited a fucking year to get Normani"s collab in studio quality and I'm gonna go break things now

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

.@DuaLipa has unveiled the tracklist for the moonlight edition of ‘Future Nostalgia,’ which features four new tracks, “We’re Good,” “It Ain’t Me,” “That Kind Of Woman” & “Not My Problem” featuring @JIDsv. 🌕

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Thought she was never gonna release a better song than WAP but this new Cardi B is a fucking smash.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

I totally forgot about the BLACKPINK concert so please respect my privacy while I write 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒔𝒍𝒖𝒕 on my forehead.

With permanent marker.

And a slap with a chair.

On my face.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Hey, I'm a hoe, I'm on a roll

Ridin', so high, squeezing his balls

Hey, I'm a hoe, love to suck cock

Ridin' so fast, his cum is my goal

I'm so full of attention and sex

I'm gonna get what I deserve.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Keep calling me a slut behind my back.

Next time your boyfriend texts me on Grindr looking for a better dick I'm gonna tell him to come by and fuck his brains out until he cums screaming my name and not yours.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

Heard you were craving a snack so here I am offering you this ass.

[The Mean Gay @imthemeangay]

My body is a temple.

A temple that has lost count of how many men have worshiped it.

It’s not my fault that I’m a popular slut.