Cari Schm

Rural EM PA. Boston born and raised. Supporter of pineapple on pizza. Thoughts are my own / do not reflect my employer.

[Cari Schm @ImTheRealCari]

Just explained all the “health benefits” of a shower beer to my roommate. Factually, probably not the case. Mentally and therapeutically, there are absolutely health benefits.

(This is not medical advice. Please don’t shower beer and drive.)

[Cari Schm @ImTheRealCari]

I've thought of many good tweets during my ~3 month twitter hiatus. This is not one of them. But hello twitter world, I [think I] am back.

[Cari Schm @ImTheRealCari]

@sduane1 I will direct him to Pinterest as needed for you 😉 love, Carl

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@mattgrobo @ScanSouthShore I was going to say Donut King, Quincy, but I see I’m late to the party

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Hit a golf ball at a tree so hard and at close range, it came directly back and nailed me in the leg. Golf is a dangerous sport.

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@Mcgrathew33 The sweet, simple pleasure of childhood. Though I reread them as an adult I think I get just as much/more enjoyment every time.

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@Mcgrathew33 I wasn’t emotionally ready to add “stole an ice cream truck” to my CV. Sadly.

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5 days later and I finally have working AC

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As someone who works in the ED and has seen far too many avoidable traumas, the man fixing my AC on my roof and unsupported on a ladder is causing me a lot of stress

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@Mcgrathew33 There’s one that drives through my neighborhood daily at 3 PM. I’ll investigate.

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Tomorrow is the first 100+ degree day forecasted for AZ and I come home to find my AC is broken 🥰

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@oxfordcomma_ One of my favorite holidays!

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@thestephwithanF @jewlz_94 @cmdulaney @LaurenRumbles Oh YESSSS 🔥🔥

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@RuralEDPA Ear foreign body has weirdly become one of my favorite chief complaints, but I would NOT want to extract one of these 😬

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I always drive to and from work late at night to avoid traffic. For the first time in 6 months, I made the trip during daylight. Of course there was a bad accident that closed the highway. Note to self: when you pump your body full of coffee, stop to pee.

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@cmdulaney Come visit anytime and I’ll take you all the places ❤️

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I forget Utah is basically my backyard and WOW there are some beautiful trails. In other news, I’m so sore from hiking it was a struggle to get from my car to my shower to bed.

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@Mcgrathew33 The most beautiful state 😍

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I can’t tell you the number of my times I apparently get interrupted at work in the middle of writing/signing my name for transfer/other paperwork and come back 20 min later and think “could I really not finish writing the last 3 letters?”

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🏆 NATIONAL CHAMPS! 🏆

@UMassHockey wins their first ever national championship, beating St. Cloud State 5-0!