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-he/him- im here to love all people

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

guy at chic fila picks up his drinks from the counter, he catches one glimpse of me, drop dead gorgeous, deep blue eyes, the picture of health, and immediately drops the drinks on the floor causing an explosion of lemonade and cola. i giggle as i drift away

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

i was reading through my old tweets and imagining each one skyrocketing with views and engagement 🕊

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@proshoegazer this is inspiring me for real

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how do people post on instagram im tired and lost

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@benadrylbebe @walmartsunset i should

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

hey @walmartsunset

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

@walmartsunset hope you’re feeling the love today

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

okay so i like beer SUE me

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

happy thanksgiving with a convo with my grandma

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

@walmartsunset i saw this in merriem websters dictionary

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@Toptierthreat @theriquerique @belowaverageNDA @Ceadeus_Mohran @MissFortunate12 @guppy3style @femcelnietzsche @tazwar_ @siIIymonkey @aceCourtBott render pls

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

i love lizzo :)

[Rilla Bythe @BytheRilla]

@emeriticus This is not humiliating at all. Listen, this instrument was given life again in the hands of a great musician. (Btw I’m meh about her music) but u cannot deny her talent

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@nieltown im a fan of both but when it comes down to it i hear the observatory theme from mario galaxy and i shit my pants with glee

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back from copenhagen :( i miss skyr

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@walmartsunset first picture is too good time to get arrested

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omgg guys 😆not me

not me🫢
please 😫

not 😖
me 😰

[beanz @imtherealisrael]

borger, hongdong, and the worst pizza that i’ve ever had at the jfk airport it literally cut my mouth and probably gave me an std

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@NAlJAGYAL must be the cash cause it aint ya face 🧐🧐

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how can you be homophobic when you have literally never kissed a boy