TEDmothafucka

im TED !

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

@Halabidothtshit - your fucked

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna work out baby?

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

Bitch, you should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut the fuck up !

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

@FezTht70s - laugh out loud !

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

@xoxmelii - who doesn't ?

[KALI MYERS @kalsrobinson_]

@imthereallTED aha:) .

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

#ImThatGirlfriend that loves to smoke bongs ... With u ...

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

@kalirobinsonxo - atta girl ;)

[KALI MYERS @kalsrobinson_]

#ImThatGirlfriend that will tell any bitch to fuck off, and no i dont care if you get mad at me for it.

[Belal @bhalabi6]

I love watching the video of Alexis and I dancing at grad to hero .. Wish I could do it all over again . #ifonly

[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, “tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny.” & walked away like a boss.

[Nick @nickdicarlo_]

You're the reason i smile more.

[Long Cat @longcat111]

longcat

[Long Cat @longcat222]

is

[Long Cat @longcat333]

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[TEDmothafucka @imthereallTED]

The prettiest girls have an 'A' in their name (;