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Use your damn turn signals!

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Need a full season of GBIP. So the goldens don’t get robbed of their time and have enough men/women to choose from. #BachelorInParadise

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@BacheloretteABC the goldens are being done dirty this season: not enough men and not enough time. They deserve their own show. Let’s start GBIP!

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@AGT who’s doing the stupid editing this season? We don’t need the fake cut to commercial break when there is no commercial.

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@ChipotleTweets you can’t call yourself chipotle but does not give out free chips with each order, like Rubio does.

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@TheBachBabes This is a list of people worthy of finding ferocious love in this season of their lives.

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Trying to decode Sam M’s nonsense is harder than trying to understand Gen Alpha’s ever changing new slangs #TheBachelorette

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Lea should take notes: this is what a real girl’s girl looks like.
#bachelor #bachelorabc

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@TheBachBabes It’s her side swoopy bangs. It’s clouding her judgment. @BachelorABC

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@AGT someone’s got to fire that camera man. We missed half of the performance by V Unbeatable bc the camera man was more interested in showing us the audience reaction. STOP THIS.

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@camprealitypod She’s fallen so far

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I decided to watch this season bc Joey is certifiably better than Peter, matt and Clayton. But if he chose Sydney over Maria, he would be worse than all three combined. #TheBachelor

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@BachelorBob_ @BachelorABC This is bad for my wellbeing. She’s giving me such a headache I can’t even.

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Sydney is the most hated woman in America right now. Can she hear herself?! #thebachelor

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@AGT Mel B is always confused. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@AGT fire that camera man. Audience at home wants to just watch @v_unbeatable straight on without slow motion, without angles, without audience reaction. We wanna enjoy the show. Stop moving the camera!

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@katieincolumbus Get paid more if they stayed longer I think

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@BettyBTV04 But none of them were worthy at this point to deserve her friendship rose.

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@hannahtea_ Justice for Rachel. We must start a campaign. #bachelorinparadise

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@basicbachbabes I did. 🫣 hahahaha

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@bach_rants Olivia is having the best time finally!