im thinkin abbys

I respect that

[y o n k @Yonklerr]

some of you need to log off and touch grinch

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capybara making a delicious pizza

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Heartbreaking 😭

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I’m extremely busy rn

[em @DI0RSBABY]

free money

[Dustin Putman @DustinPutman]

Me watching Robert Eggers’ NOSFERATU at 9:50am on Christmas morning.

[chase @cfree94]

upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

[justice @justicexlambiIy]

me next time Florida has a Hurricane:

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

[steven ★ @stevlmao]

if you want to be in my spotify wrapped, you must defeat my 7 evil songs i looped at weirdly specific emotional points in my life this year.

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

How your email finds me:

[jynx @jynxbby]

me buying something i didn’t need bc i had a bad day

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

me before i was diagnosed with OCD

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[jo @cowboypraxis]

not invited to something i did not want to go to with people i do not like

[mariana @pastapilled]

It's #SeriousLustForShawarmaFriday