Tom Johnson

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@SwiftOnSecurity found in our local children’s museum #corn

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@hawkeyegamefilm How many by quarter?

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter chili szn

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@realgirl_fieri Cash aka gift card

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

lol

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@clhubes And don’t try to ask your kid what they actually want to eat… my daughter packs plain ham (lunch meat), a tortilla and an apple every day as her staples right now 🙈

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@clhubes We use PrepDish. Paid service, generates a 5 day meal plan and grocery list. Generally 1 fish, 1 vegetarian meal per week. Kids don’t love every meal but we generally get them to eat ~3 meals per week with us.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@RJCrookshank Melotonin. Did wonders for our 3 year old. He takes an Olly 0.5 mg melotonin dose every night half an hour before bedtime and it works great.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@clhubes Mine is 4 y 4 mo and he still regularly says his legs don’t work (my legs are tired!!!) whenever you ask him to do anything in the morning.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@DGlaucomflecken It’s also about pay disparity. They typically have loads of debt and no financial means to pay for the support they need. That alone makes residency hard.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Why an off-hand remark about Biden's memory in a report written by a Republican partisan is much more politically damaging than Trump's 91 indictments and 2 impeachments.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@SwiftOnSecurity A great theater movie too.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@BarstoolBigCat 14 NFL coaches with 2 or more Superbowls.
At least 15 college coaches with 3 more more college football titles.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@BarstoolBigCat Feels like he’s not Top 10 in either college or pro but combined Top 15 seems reasonable.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@PV_GIA @38Godfrey @smartfootball I was in the end zone behind this play and I found mccaffery and watched him the entire play. All downhill from there.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@BarstoolBigCat Melotonin

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@DKThomp This contract is equivalent to somewhere around $35 million per year over 10 years.

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@BarstoolBigCat Recommendation: melotonin

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@PMTsportsbiz @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake A sign that says “FOOTBALL”

[Tom Johnson @ImThomasJohnson]

@BarstoolBigCat Connor Stalions would never.