Tired Not Dead

🖤Sassy, classy, and badass-y🖤 An honest, funny, and sarcastic blog about parenting, marriage, and adulting in general. #tirednotdead #momlife #momblog

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Not to brag or anything but I finally registered my dog with county and for the first time, it wasn’t because I had to get her out of doggy jail.
#smallthrillsthesedays

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Legitimate questions.

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I feel like the main nurse that calls patients in at Dr. Nows office on #my600poundlife could call us all out in our shit. Whatever it is.
#unimpressed

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When bad things happen, pay attention to who shows up. https://t.co/AdJsagTwTu

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Love each other. https://t.co/SwoGH5UXv4

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Priviledge requires listening. https://t.co/r3tHVtZXL2

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This is when every mom in spring time begins to receive the gift of a bazillion “flowers” from their kids.
#bestillmybeatingheart

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Me: Gazing out the window admiring the nice weather
Husband: What are you expecting that is arriving from Amazon today?
Me: Oh snap! I think I do have something arriving today. Yay!
Husband: Rolls eyes

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@NomadMomDiary Where can we meet you to swap some flour for some yeast? #gotthegoodstuff

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I just realized I have 5 different types of glue in my house; Elmer’s, super, stick, tacky, and wood glue. Adulting is weird. #AdultingAndStuff #glue #why #tirednotdead

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Some people’s kids. 🙄

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Bandwagon feminism can make you a hypocrite. https://t.co/Sz027oZtKg

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My daughter wants to know if it’s normal to go to school and stare at the clock for 6 hours straight until it’s time to go home and I think I can speak for everyone when I say uhhhh yes.

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My work environment is just the worst.
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What the hell was that?
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#halftimeshow #disappointing #jlo #shakira #yikes #momblogger #momsofinstagram #womeneverywhere #tirednotdead https://t.co/XiWvzCnGFq

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What happens every Sunday morning.
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#kids #sundaymornings #imtired #shhh #momlife #momblogger #tirednotdead #wildlife https://t.co/wVjskzBdTR

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I have never felt more understood.
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cvg_fitness #fitmom #sugarandspice #notnice #momswhoworkout #crossfit #momswholift #momlife #momblogger #womenwholift #styleoftheday #tirednotdead https://t.co/5SnkKMMaYg

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Forget the flowers… I’d rather be a cactus. Analyzing the flawed system of recognizing nursing skill. https://t.co/aLLmyR4YgK

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If it’s not dire, I might block you just for rousing me. 🤐
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#bedtime #nophonesallowed #imtired #donttextme #momlife #momlifebelike #upearly #momblogger #tiredasamother #tirednotdead #funnymemes #true https://t.co/VfzQPRcu1f

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Job interview. Tv interview. Police interview. Anything goes.
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#badquestions #badanswers #jobinterview #funny #uhoh #momblog #mombloggers #tirednotdead https://t.co/89kZzgiM6a