massive legend

[BUDDYHEAD @BUDDYHEAD_]

Me after I convince the Chinese I’m young

[Jdawg🐶 ( COMISSIONS open) 3/5 @467Doggo]

When shawty gives me her period cramps but i lowkey tank that

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Looking at my old Instagram stories and seeing the girls that used to like them

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Lindsey Graham looking for all gays he thought would be in Hell

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

Good riddance.

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[massive legend @imtokii]

@_eoantao My mom died on a Thursday and yeah I just went to work and my phone buzzed all day with people sending me condolences and funeral people calling me and I just didn't answer anyone. I didnt even tell my boss or coworkers yet. I didn't want to stop and think about what happened yet

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[tay @hairball1952]

my father and i started expressing very strong anti-zionist statements during lunch and he got so paranoid our phones would listen so he locked them up in a different room

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[conduct|r @conductr_]

according to stoicism, a life wasted by fear, inaction, and doubt is the worst thing you can do. your lack of urgency and imagination is killing your potential.

[Palestina En Español 🎒 @PalestinaVence]

Soldados israelíes fueron a quitar la bandera palestina y pisaron una mina terrestre, que luego explotó.

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[Cornfed Leftist @WillTFB_]

I believe in proportional punishment. Shoot this cop in the back 5+ times less than 30 seconds after scaring him awake. See if he thinks its fair.

[Scope Report @ScopeReport_]

BREAKING: 13 shots fired into home of Indianapolis councilor; note reading “No data centers” left at scene.