Christopher Tonkin

Just a dude

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

I always keep a banana in my pocket, not because I love bananas, but because I'm not happy to see people.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

@ItsDeanBlundell Big bucks no whammies

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Pretty sure I have at least four babies’ noses I never returned

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Sounds like this is going to be harder than expected.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

England will be allowed to use viagra to help with the altitude vs. Mexico 💀

No, this is not a joke.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Pure pro-American propaganda. And I’m here for it.

[trey wingo @wingoz]

I’m not crying… you’re crying

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Stock Trades by Presidents Since 1990 During Term:

Probably nothing.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

@markschlereth Translation: I was with the Broncos, Gus was with the Redskins…

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

@GottliebShow

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Now I can be the divisive one saying

TRILLIONAIRES SHOULD NOT EXIST.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

https://t.co/OyB5o3MeSn

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Troubling to say the least. Corporate profits for S&P500 now at $0.15 of every dollar, while historical average was more like $0.06. When the largest players are running close to a monopoly, it's hard for new entrants, and those large players can continue to squeeze add'l profit

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Really need to get a bottle of top notch whiskey for The Day. This guy sucks.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

“I doubled the size of it you dumb person,” President Trump told a reporter when asked why the cost for the new White House ballroom has doubled. “You are not a smart person.”

“I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that, and we're right now on budget, under budget and ahead of schedule,” Trump said.

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

@REFLOG18 Absurd stat.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump threatening Iran for weeks

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

Just wow

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

@big_mike9169 Not sure why you posted a pic of Kash Patel but anyway

[Christopher Tonkin @imtonkin]

I hope the Tennessee players aren’t getting NIL money… because, you know.

[John Schindler @20committee]

So, it turns out that when you publicly shit all over your closest allies -- calling them freeloaders, losers, weak, while casually threatening to destroy their economies with arbitrary tariffs that change weekly -- they don't come running when you beg for their help.

Who knew?