dearwhitepeople

The number of followers I have goes up and down more than my penis. Offended easily, you should run.

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

@Eljalos your point is the meth head couldn't steal flowers?

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

#adaywithoutamericans, a day where no immigrant gets paid under the table and free medical. #WakeUpAmerica #ADayWithoutImmigrants

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

I'm not mad at you, @realDonaldTrump ,most guys lie about the size of things. #mypresident

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

#Obama should implement an Affordable Gun Care Act. Even if you can afford a gun nobody in your hood is in your plan. #WakeUpAmerica

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

#samsung is coming up with a self driving car. Guaranteed to overheat before it's first oil change. #FirstWorldProblems

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

Thanks @Whataburger for making me wait 20 minutes for a burger. Only one in line but waiting like a slave trying to get free. #ThanksObama

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

Not to sound racist but can I get a black trash bag. #America #blackbagsmatter

[Dustin Ybarra @Dustin_Ybarra]

If Clinton wins, hide your guns. If Trump wins, hide your Mexicans.

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

I'm buying a lottery ticket, that way at least one American has a chance of winning today. #Election2016 #ElectionFinalThoughts

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

If somebody really wanted 15 minutes of fame they should try and citizens arrest #HillaryClinton. #Trump2016

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

At this point in the campaign I understand one fact, #BillClinton cheated, and I don't blame him. #HillaryVsTrump #PresidentialElection

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

I feel like our country has got to this point because of fewer "Willie for president" bumper stickers. People forgot we had another option.

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

#dezbryant needs to be on the forefront for combating #Zika. Don't worry about his health, he can't catch shit. #DallasCowboys

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

I'm coming out with a fantasy foodie league. It will be sponsored by #DraftKings and feature a #PumpkinSpice superbowl. #NFLSunday

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

Vets accepting what #Kapernic is doing is like #trojan accepting what #brockturner did. Sounds insane but that's there right.

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

I think #Kaepernick is smart. He made everybody look at him instead of his talent. I got you the #Note7 to celebrate. Hold it close. #pos

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

#Abedin left her husband after he cheated and now works for #HillaryClinton, a woman who should have left long ago. #twoweinerstwochoices

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

I look at my life in my 30's and think, maybe I shouldn't have been the one to break the chain on those letters I received. They warned me.

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

Truck stops and airports are great places to take a poo. You are never alone and you don't have to worry about shit. #freeyouranus #letitrip

[dearwhitepeople @imtryingit]

If we changed the law to say only your skin color could stop and arrest you, blacks/whites would still be shot. Asians would be ok though.