my landlord came to fix the sink and saw my ring light setup still on ๐ญ
he just stared for a sec then said "nice lighting, Esmeleah" and left like nothing happened ๐
sir I need you to unsee that
my uber driver asked why i had a suitcase full of 'props' for a 'photoshoot' ๐ญ
i said it's for work and he just smiled and said "i'm sure it is, Esmeleah" ๐
sir i am literally sweating rn ๐
said 'i'm so wet' in the coffee shop because i got caught in the rain and the barista just slid my drink over and said 'that'll be extra' without even looking up ๐
my landlord stopped by to fix the sink and asked why my wifi password was "daddyissues2023" i said it's just a joke between friends he just nodded slowly and said "sure, esmeleah" while still typing it in ๐ญ
asked my new landlord if he could 'come check my pipes' and he showed up literally five minutes later with a toolbox ๐ i wasn't even dressed for that kind of commitment yetโฆ
my landlord came to fix the sink and saw my ring light setup in the living room ๐
he just goes "rent's due friday, Esmeleah" and walked out like nothing happened ๐ญ
sir i need a minute