p

i jus be sayin stuff dawg

[p @imunclep]

so. there I was

[p @imunclep]

Klarna*

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

met the loml but i owed karma

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me tryna remember all the trades next season

[Brady @MoeJazulla]

Wheres Jaylen Br-

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[babyrock @rinmaxxing]

the word goon used to mean a nigga who gave his life to the streets

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[oso @boogiesgp]

That nigga really named himself XXXTentacion

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

women move on fast asf fr

[Austine @theereal_one]

Damn nigga the bitch just lit it

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[The Joker @JohnnyGiunta_]

Unfortunately this is rockstar shit

[p @imunclep]

I be so glad I didn’t waste literal years to find out somebody ain’t shit

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the subtle art of thinking about someone and never reaching out

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i thought i was p but i’m about to cry

[lenci @badbalenci]

on sum shit only me n ye would understand

[S @Shaliiniiiii]

Unfortunately, sometimes you have to be a lil mean to make people realize you're nothing to play with.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

how i be after every minor inconvenience

[🕊 @boytrickz]

the biggest joke you can be right now is a boyfriend.