Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆

Love life, my family, friends, a beer or several and Leeds United. Motto in life to treat others how you would like to be treated

['Seeing is believing' @dave24144975]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿"What are the English celebrating?

"St. George's Day"

A tiny island nation sparked the Industrial Revolution — transforming the entire planet through innovation, engineering, and sheer determination.

We produced Shakespeare, Newton, Darwin, and some of the greatest literature and scientific discoveries in history — from gravity and evolution to the jet engine, and the foundations of modern computing.

Our seafarers discovered and mapped vast parts of the world, established global trade routes, and built the largest empire the world has ever seen.

We gave the world the English language, parliamentary democracy, Common Law, and many of the world’s most popular sports.

That’s what the English have to celebrate.

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@FOREVERLEEDSMOT @NickHow07209652 Spot on he’s been a great addition 👍

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

Some stat that AO AO AO

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

Leeds United have won 30 of the 49 matches that Ao Tanaka has started, the best win ratio of any player in the club's history (61.2%).

They've only lost six of those 49 games, also the lowest loss percentage of any player (12.2%). #lufc

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

Haha

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat.

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

Hilarious but so so true

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@DanJames_SZN7 You would have to question any true fan who boos Archie or any other member of the Gray family give him a great reception then let’s hope he has a stinker if he plays

[Andy Pye @BalearicSocial]

PLEASE SHARE 💙💛🤍
In just over 24 hours time we would ask you to join in a minute applause for Paul in the 49th min.
spread the word #alaw #LUFC
@apopey @PhilHay_ @kylenewbould @TheSquareBall @LucasRadebe @BrynLaw @lufcstats @LUFC @BarneyLUFC21 @mattthebat92 @mrdavidnwood

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@ScottBradleyX He was brilliant at Leeds last year great signing for you boys look after him

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

Agree?
Yes or No?

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

👑 @LUFC are the CHAMPIONS! 👏

#EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

[Karl MC @karlleeds89]

Plymouth going off!! Leeds gunna win the league

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

What a night just perfect #lufc

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

Perfect Bank Holiday Monday

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@MOTjosh Hell yes

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@CounsellingSam You have made a great effort in justifying Labours new policy and yes there are lots of people with far more debilitating conditions than long covid who work for a living rather than relying on the general populous to pay for them

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@musk_news13 👍

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@elonmusk They Clashed with the wrong people

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@TBradley23 Jinxed it 👏👏👏

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

Another top Monday night

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🔥 ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE!!!

[Ian Murray 🤍💙💛🏆🏆🏆 @imurray1964]

@EdwardJDavey The war in Ukraine needs a solution and if Trump can do what no one else has managed and there is sacrifice on both sides then good on him so give over with the political posturing and give peace a chance