Miss Andrist

diary of an idiot girl

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

I think I belong in New Jersey and I am sending this. tw**t out to nobody via laptop and me and my best friend would have such a good podcast and I can cry on command. Its fake but quite convincing

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Just finished my shift at the verbal abuse factory! Cant wait for tomorrow

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Sitting outside on my break and someone just drove by blasting Ptolemaea by Ethel Cain. Every window down

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Drinking a Stella and making my best friend a birthday banner. Yes lord

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

I should be allowed to spend however much money I want.

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Why would I sit on the couch inside when I could sit on the couch outside

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Bouldering. Coffee with friends. New patio furniture. A dip in the river. Garage sale books. Watermelon. Baguette. So much butter. Marlboros. Hazy IPA. Oregon summer I love you more than you will ever know

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

I’m such a teachers pet I’d act normal as fu in the psych ward to impress them.

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Take vitamins. Do Pilates. Drink protein shake. Smoke cigarette

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

I can’t Twitter anymore

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

smoking weed and saying “big things coming” yeah like schizophrenia

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

reconnecting with my childhood self by doing all my old ocd rituals

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Spent the entire month making some mid ass artwork for my best friends Christmas present. I’m now retiring from art

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Rain sounding really plinky and ploonky tonight. I like that a lot I like that a lot a lot

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

I’m an Oregon girl I love rainstorms at night and reading by candlelight while I sip a cup of Smiths peppermint tea. I really just love the rain

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

It’s hard not being a know it all when I know everything and am always right

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Filmquaker upload today, big day for bisexual women eating lunch

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Been really good about doing my dishes after eating. Life is crazy and beautiful

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Going to googie and boobas house! Gonna see my weepa and mini! Oh sorry I can’t my geegaw needs me to clean out the gutters. I’d love to but I’m having dinner with my gopgop and gipee tonight!

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Pro tip. If you keep uno in your purse you’ll become the coolest girl at the bar

[Miss Andrist @imusurper]

Addicted to making paper stars, kissing my boyfriend, playing uno, coldfire cumulus, playing with my friends, the movie theater, Marlboro golds