saturn

I Hurd i was Cancel 🇵🇸 ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩

[saturn @imvuzu]

Don't make unnecessary journeys. Don't take risks on treacherous roads. And don't swim in the sea.

[Just Ken @YoungerPope]

There is no camera

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[Bella Goth 🌞 @WickedNFine]

Me seeing the news as a kid:

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

DEI in the streets, colonized in the…

[‎ 𓃠 @noniyabusiness_]

they were only ever ugly on men . i’ve never looked at woman in skinny jeans and thought “eww”

[jan @janitofm]

this was legit a celestial experience omfg… first total eclipse ive ever witnessed

[e @normalgirl84]

My biggest criticism of the mcu rendition of Spiderman is that we don’t get to know MJ or Ned at ALL.. we know NOTHING about them and it’s been 4 movies now.. no character development or exploration at all
MJ is all of a sudden a tech genius and Ned is just there to make jokes😭?

[áli @clownstatix]

интернет полон ии мемов с котами но они нам НЕ НУЖНЫ потому что эти существа и так смешные

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

[Mania💫 SAM IS BACK @NovaMania17]

never hire the what if…? team ever again i’m so serious

[Souf 🛩 CEO @SimplySOUF]

Thank you @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani @NYC_DOT for the quick response 🤝🏾

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[Rodger @TheRodged]

.@NYCMayor I'm not getting any pussy

[Sedgrick @ctrl_sedgrick]

Wendy: So, there’s this new girl on the block. She sings that song. You know the one, *sings* make me sweat.

Cameraman: Tyla.

Wendy: Tyla? Her name is Tyla. Clap if you know her. *crowd claps* Well, apparently Rihanna knows her too…AND she doesn’t like her. *crowd gasps*

[Z*Y @ThatComicFan3]

The concept of James Gunn speed running a show about Jimmy Olsen but rejecting shows about Catwoman, Poison Ivy, or the Amazons.

[Sam @Aviothica]

James gunn being an agent sent by kevin feige to make the dcu crumble from the inside out

[saturn @imvuzu]

Batman def before Wonder Woman but Bonnie not crazy like how hard was it 😭😭😭

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

superman -> wonder woman -> batman -> lanterns -> justice league…… am i crazy? was it not that simple to create a successful dc cinematic universe?

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

superman -> wonder woman -> batman -> lanterns -> justice league…… am i crazy? was it not that simple to create a successful dc cinematic universe?

[Chad Infi𓄿 @chad_infi]

It all started with a male ego