🤨Fernanda🦇

Zombieologist 🧟‍♂️🪓. Horror Movies Fan 👻🧛. Conspiracy Theorist 🤯👽. Psychonaut 🌱🍄.

[🤨Fernanda🦇 @imwaffler]

Mienten mienten tus ojitos, mira mira tan bonitos, y mi corazón se hace pedacitos... 🎶

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I'm doing a modern remake of 'Mrs Doubtfire' where the Daniel character doesn't use any prosthetics or wigs, and just changes his pronouns. Everyone goes along with it except the mother, who protests. She's branded transphobic and Daniel gets custody of the children.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I was assured that this never happens and that it's antisemitic to say it does.

[Mehdi (e/λ) @BetterCallMedhi]

a nuclear scientist just got killed in an airstrike in Iran and honestly i need to talk about this because western media won't & i think most people don't understand what they're looking at

as i've been explaining for weeks now in multiple threads, Israel through Mossad has been assassinating Iranian scientists for over a decade and i genuinely think the Fakhrizadeh case is one of the most terrifying operations in modern intelligence history

this man was killed in 2020 by a remote controlled ai-powered machine gun smuggled into Iran in pieces over several months, the whole thing weighed a ton, it was mounted on a pickup truck on the side of the road and operated via satellite from a Mossad command center 1 600 km away, 15 bullets fired in under 60 seconds, the AI compensated for the satellite delay the recoil and the speed of the car in real time, that's how far they're willing to go to eliminate Iranian brainpower one by one

but here's what i find fascinating, the assassinations didn't break the ecosystem because it runs too deep, so they escalated, US just bombed Iran's university of science and technology, one of the oldest and most prestigious in the country and if you've been following me you already know why this matters

these are the same institutions that took Iran from 58th to 4th in the world in nanotechnology in 20y that produce the engineers who designed the Arvand rocket engine and the maneuverable reentry vehicles, that trained the physicists behind the MRBM to IRBM leap to 4 000 km on Diego Garcia, i've been writing about this scientific ecosystem for years and everything happening right now is the logical continuation of what i already laid out

and i think that's the part nobody wants to say out loud, this war was never about nukes or regime change, i believe it's about dismantling the only sovereign state in the Middle East and i mean the ONLY ONE

look at every other country in the region, Saudi Arabia outsources its entire defense to the Pentagon & couldn't fight a war in Yemen for 8y without American logistics and still lost, the UAE bought F-35s in exchange for normalizing with Israel, Qatar hosts the largest US air base in the region at Al Udeid, Bahrain hosts the US Fifth fleet, Kuwait, Iraq Jordan are military protectorates in everything but name none of these countries design manufacture or deploy their own weapons systems, none of them have an indigenous defense industry, their sovereignty ends where the next Lockheed Martin contract begins, if Washington calls tomorrow and says stop they stop because they literally cannot function without american hardware

Iran is the ONLY country in that entire region that built everything from scratch under 40y of total embargo because NOBODY would sell them anything and that's exactly why they're the target

they know the only way to stop this machine is to kill the people who build it…and when killing them one by one wasn't enough to crack an ecosystem too deep to break, they started bombing the universities directly and i'll say this as clearly as i can

you don't bomb a university when you're winning a war, you bomb a university when you've realized the real threat was never the arsenal it was the intelligence behind it and you have no idea how to stop it

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

> Harvey Milk fucked an underage homeless boy
> MLK cheated on his wife and was allegedly present during a rape
> Malcolm X pimped and beat women
> Gandhi slept next to teens to "test his willpower"
> Cesar Chavez raped young girls

Is there a single civil rights icon who isn't a sexual predator?

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Just another day paying taxes to pedophiles on a spinning rock

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

yeah, now the world knows its ran by men in tiny hats...

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

So Jim Carrey’s been replaced 😑

2026 is wild

[adam @AdameMedia]

0ct 7 was a false flag.

It was never about Hamas.

It was never about the hostages.

It was always about this.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

I am once again apologizing to the schizophrenics

[Jeff @themarketswork]

I was told this was a conspiracy theory

[Pablo Munoz Iturrieta @PMunozIturrieta]

“La IA es un peligro, va a reemplazar a los artistas:

Los artistas:

[Klara @klara_sjo]

I'm glad this guy has a hobby because otherwise he was absolutely going to be a serial killer.

[ؘ @st9rdoll]

andrew tate when his opponent isn’t a woman:

[Abelito Mundialista 🟩⬜🟥 @abelitomixx]

La negra esa que siempre trae pegada cuando le avisen que no puede estar con ella para no contagiarse:

[🤨Fernanda🦇 @imwaffler]

@Rossellee

[Manuel Vázquez @ManuelV2872313]

1. Cambiar niñas por cartones de cerveza.
2.Hacer que sus niños se vistan como mujeres y obligarlos a que se comporten como mujeres
3. Permitir matrimonios de niñas de 12 años con viejos asquerosos de 40
4. Ser unos retrógrados en cuanto a avances sociales, tecnológicos o industriales
5. No progresar industrialmente por sus costumbres y que son “pueblos originarios”
6. No aportar nada a la nación más que la tarugada de “conocimientos ancestrales”
7. Mamar durísimo del presupuesto federal y seguir en la mierda por décadas
8. Correr primero a los gringos que a la puta CNTE
9. Estar en contra del turismo cuando es lo único medianamente productivo que hacen
10. Elegir lo peor de representantes políticos para cargos públicos

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[Lucy White @lucyjaynewhite1]

Shabana Mahmood, a Muslim of Pakistani descent, has just been appointed as the UK Home Secretary.

This means that Mahmood will oversee the UK’s immigration policies and national security.

I have no words.