ale ♐︎

well god almighty shitfire leroy

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

@sagathena @SolidDarkX @wisplite @Goatsilla this dumbfuck has never heard of psychology 😭😭

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

those who know

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[mustard @mustard0ndabeat]

@fairieteeth legitimately what on earth is deal with all this. every time I log onto this site there's a new headline that says "TRUMP DISSOLVES OZONE LAYER AND SIGNS BILL THAT STATES ALL RAIN MUST BE ACID RAIN. HE ALSO BLEW UP AN ENTIRE STATE PARK" why is this happening

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

I think they should take chromebooks out of classrooms entirely because they’re glorified tablets. Bring back having computer lab as a class so they know how to save documents to their computer and include typing lessons as well

[: @sn0oozey]

Your first real job where at least 20% of your coworkers are older women will have you realizing there are grown ass adults with children and retirement plans who would beef with a 4 year old if they worked with one

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

alison by slowdive playing in binny’s

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

reporting my first “we fucked up on this one ngl” case and closing with “police have not been contacted”… 🙂 feeling like a kicked puppy

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

“whats your plan if society collapses? I think woods and just wait it out” relapse then blow my head off. Not doin The Road stuff sorry. My life was stupid when society functioned normally. Im not getting into gun fights over wet dog food. Just some heroin and eating a 9mm thanks

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

what the fuck

[FOX Weather @foxweather]

🌪️TORNADO THREAT INCREASES: The Storm Prediction Center has now issued a rare Level 4 out of 5 risk of severe storms for parts of Illinois and Indiana, just south of Chicago. There's now an increased likelihood of strong to intense tornadoes (EF-2-3+), beginning later Tuesday afternoon. Watch FOX Weather for the latest severe weather coverage:

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

when i find out she knew she was dying 😂😂 like she was confused and scared the whole time and probably knew she wasn’t waking up again when they put her to sleep 😂😂 and now i go work my 8-5 😂😂

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

i have reached the age where i love and understand fried green tomatoes

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

being anti ai right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

“don’t let that wind blow you to your exes house”

[andy ◔.̮◔ *.゜ @p1ecesita]

how it feels to be anti generative ai when a lot of the people i like and care about use it and dgaf about the consequences of it

[ale ♐︎ @imycollarbones]

who knew by p!nk playing at walmart i’m going to kill myself