On your son’s tenth birthday he starts behaving oddly. He is independent and secretive. He wants you to invest in obscure tech companies. He stares at himself in the mirror. your car is low on gas sometimes.
Finally, you just ask.
“Why’d you decide to press the red button?”
there is nothing too mundane for me. i will like that picture of your umbrella. i do care about your favourite flavour of juice. i'm happy to learn whatever is in your head right now
My daughter recently watched My Neighbor Totoro and loved it so much that she requested a Studio Ghibli birthday party. It was a great movie. Very whimsical. Her whole kindergarten class is coming over this weekend to watch another of their movies on the big screen and she's so excited.
She loves bugs, and luckily I found one that seems to be about Fireflies. I can't wait to see the look on her face. Happy Birthday, sweetheart.
Stomach hurts like hell man. Fuckin,, need to get some Doritos and a coke cherry in me. Throw a pouch in. Fix me right up. 6 beers and some pizza after work oughta do it. Fix me right up