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[rektober @rektober]

this guy @BenTodar scammed a follower @LittleMurtaza our of him fomo username and promised $200

after 2 days he has been waiting and now he even blocked me,

these people are all larps and liars, very cringe

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

Started playing league again. Missed this

[ChimpZoo @ThinkingBitmex]

Wolf says Nongshim is going to pull a 2-0

I tend to believe him

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

Founders. Take notes

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

You are most valuable at the edge of what can be prompted

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

The charlatan is nothing if not adaptive. Yesterday he sold FX signals

Today he builds a quant dashboard, lets Claude generate the logic he doesn't understand, posts a screenshot of green numbers, and calls it a strategy.

The herd, ever hungry for a shortcut to power, does not notice the costume change.

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

A single illuminated room does not reveal the mansion.

Yet observers, glimpsing only the lit window of one's onchain holdings, appoint themselves architects of a structure they have never entered.

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

i feed the kalman filter my doubts
it returns conviction dressed in latent variables

the markov chain hums between two worlds
one where prices remember
one where they forget

half lives measured in heartbeats
hurst exponents drifting past the boundary
where mean reversion goes to die

i size my bets with kellys ghost
whispering quarter fractions
because full kelly is a prayer
and i stopped praying when i started measuring

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

I'm getting a lot of DMs asking for advice and where I think market will bottom. IDK. Im just running a strat.

Quantconnect > TradingView.

iykyk

...dont listen to these guys drawing lines pls

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

“‘bull markets last ~1050 days" is like flipping a coin 3 times, getting heads every time, and declaring coins land on heads 100% of the time. that’s just overfitting noise from a sample size of 3.🤦‍♂️

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

Who is professor crypto?

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

Crypto got clueless marketeers doing TA and inventing new patterns.

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

if @VitalikButerin made a porno he would call it @pumpdotfun

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

Reminiscing about the good ol days in 2014 accumulating BTC on alphabay selling CCs

[ChimpZoo @ThinkingBitmex]

Spain won the World Cup

Jodar will win in DC

[ChimpZoo @ThinkingBitmex]

Gm

Trust the Marlins

They beat the Phillies already twice in the last 2 days

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

What are the pronouns for AI agents? It, he, she, them?

[58bro.eth @0x58bro]

We need a boxing match between @Teknium (hermes) vs @steipete (openclaw).

[se @seyong]

reminder: not a single person on @fomo is paid to trade

for the love of the game, purely

[₿en Todar ( AllOnBinance guy ) @BenTodar]

You’ve got to pay attention to what’s happening.

This movement is going to grow organically.

Yeah, I’m helping kickstart it by giving away free BNB. But now we also have a community treasury in the form of tokens being sent to me. Instead of letting them sit, we’ll use them to onboard even more people into BNBChain.

One person brings another. Then another. Then another.

Do you see where this is going?