awesomeness

I'm awesome. I also don't know how Twitter works.

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My 8yo: I can tell this gift is from daddy, because the wrapping is terrible.

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To all the countries worrying about low birth rates. Your lack of planning is not my emergency.

Yours truly,
A woman

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@marclamonthill These events are long and boring to sit through. Let the students add some spice. Take that stick out of your ass and enjoy life.

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Rate my purple cake.

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@divisionbyzero It doesn’t say that on mine

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@divisionbyzero I would just do this on my way to start my break

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@divisionbyzero

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@divisionbyzero Wow 😮

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@Independent Fair enough. I wouldn’t want to be touched by strangers while I’m at work.

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Fantastic

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https://t.co/lnobrmMWqq

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@bycalvinphoto Thanks 😊 it turned out delicious

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I cooked my first turkey

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@SNIPR806 I wanted to do it on the barbecue but didn’t know how without instructions so I decided not to risk it. Any tips?

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So true

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“When I was your age, I already owned a house”

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@ghosttownginger @Krubuntu Same

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Lol 😂

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

Can you imagine spending $44 billion to do this to yourself

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@ghosttownginger @misscrystal81 @BornAKang Sweating in your wedding garments …. Priceless