Consistent in Patches

Sports and that

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

@ChrisPerez75 @Parsons85Owen @BBCMOTD So you'd prefer 17 minutes of injury time at the end of both halves?

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

"F#*k sake"

Alex Telles not a fan of Elanga?

#MUFC

[Roker Report @RokerReport]

Season-ender too I think.

[Chris Martin - the other one @ChrisMcomedy]

Yesterday my wife spent 15 min aggressively arguing for a refund in a shop despite it being over 30 days since purchase and I backed her up like a true man by hanging back and pretending to read the ingredients on a packet on mints

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

QPR fan getting knocked out during the limbs after their late winner at Coventry yesterday… hope he’s ok! 😨

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

@Diaryofazulugal @malex200311 @hullcityfanfc @thespursweb Why would he leave a club that he loves because he's desperate to win things, only to join a club where he'll definitely win nothing?

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

@RokerReport @IK_Promotions That said, Short would have tightened the purse strings soon enough and he would have walked.

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

@RokerReport @IK_Promotions Mad how much that Iceland game fucked us. If England had gone out to France it would have been: 'meh, hosts in the QFs'. Roy goes soon after but not in the stadium. No clammer for Sam and Southgate is probably appointed (like the FA wanted in the first place) after a 'process'

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

@RokerReport @IK_Promotions I'd say it was more Sam pushing the club to get it done. The non football people club thought they could save some cash. The mid-season expiry on his contract flummoxed them, whereas if a player of his quality was available for that price in Jan they'd 100% paid the fee.

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone__]

Paul Pogba: " Something has to change. we need to get Ole out this club. "

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

A bad week for Phil Foden somehow keeps getting worse.

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

Not long to wait before tonights Farmers League Final.

#ChampionsLeagueFinal

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Reports in Italy that Conte considering is his future after being called a "baldy wigman" by Éver 'the banter' Banega.
https://t.co/WtzyAknL4h

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

Transfer saga of the summer... finally over!!!

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

Reading are facing a record points deduction for a severe breach of human decency laws.

https://t.co/nYj3EYRqDD

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

Harry Kane realising he'll never have to hear "Sterling was open" ever again.

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@kvlmason

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

Obviously, this would be a lot more complicated so it would be almost impossible to conclude within 10 days. Also, it would have to include more agent fees so any saving made may be eaten up by that. But it is a way that the deal could work and all parties could walk away happy

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

BVB: "Talk of Sancho leaving for less than €120m is media speculation. He'll leave for €120m before the 10th of August or not at all"

Man Utd will not meet this price & do not want to exceed the British transfer record but there is a way to do that & still make the deal work

[Consistent in Patches @in_patches]

Because of the options on their former players, Man Utd would be able to sign both for less than the British record fee (£89m). Theoretically then because their combined values are slightly higher than BVB asking price for Sancho, United could use both in a straight swap deal.