isa marie

I am alive, yes

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I’m still alive, bitches

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I take this back

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Who needs weed when you can just go outside and breathe the air

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What do two women do when they get married?

They fallope

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@panda_doll72 But just imagine how funny it would be if someone removed the piercing and it was like those sprinklers attached to the slip n’ slides

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Genuine question: women who get their nipples pierced, does the titty milk come out in 3 directions now?

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@sabster_ Yes

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What is it about chick fil a that makes moms in SUVs forget how to drive?

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No one cares, so stop caring about what others think.

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I just wanna cook like the women on tik tok

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@SRTRVTH @micovalenzuela1 My heart

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@Iansomethin @AML_Restaurant It’s case sensitive so make sure the m is lowercase

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Just a reminder that we’re *still* in a pandemic. Stay home. Wear a mask.

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@Go_Diego_G0 You can walk there from my house. If you know Savannah Moran it is right by her house. Part of a ski lodge that burned down. Hmu and I will show you a bunch more. ~Dunn

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@SABIV8 I know you’d like the blue raspberry-cherry mix ;)) brings out the eye in your eye

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@SABIV8 Get ready for your rock ;)) I’ll find a nice one for you

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If @NikkieTutorials doesn’t come out with eyebrow products called “Off Camera” then I don’t know what this life is for

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@Go_Diego_G0 I hope it’s all in one :))

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@Go_Diego_G0 Now I know what happens at boys’ night

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@destinyxma1 I-I mean n-no